WingCommander

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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  WingCommander

  Tibor probably reads here for him, then gives Cedars the main points.

  Today:

  Tibor: "Sir, Sir! I'm here to inform you that you're now a Meme-Lord! They're creating all kinds of Meme's with your facial expressions."

  Cedars: "Oh? How do I look? I mean, nothing could be worse than Stephen Lett's faces, right?"

  Tibor: ( thoughtful contemplation with raised eyebrow )

  Cedars: "Well??"

  Tibor: "Well Sir......they're speculating as to whether I also bleach your asshole, and what colour that might be."

  Cedars: "Gah!!!! How could they possibly know about that? Do they have someone spying on us? Do you think the maid caught us?"

  Tibor: "I should think not Sir, we pay the Asian Lady-boi maid quite handsomely for their services."

  Cedars: "I agree, she-it is worth every Pound! They're just grasping at straws. They're jealous of me, and WISH they could be as well-known and respected an Activist as I am."

  Tibor: ( eyes glaze over )
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  WingCommander

  Possible future Meme's to go with above:

  "I allowed Tibor the privilege of manscaping my Easter Basket, and he loved it!"

  Possibly JW Survey:

  "What color should I bleach my asshole?"

  Blonde

  Blue

  Purple

  Green

  Rainbow. - It's Pride Month, rainbow it is!

  For paying Patreon Members:

  "Sneak peak at my first Colonoscopy! I never imagined being over 40 would feel sooooo good!"
  
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  DEBORAH HINES IS ON SIX SCREENS TONIGHT, SATURDAY, JUNE 24, 2023, 9:00 PM EDT

  by RESPECTFUL OBSERVER in

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  deborah will be interviewed on the "watchtower insider: barbara anderson tells all" program at 9 pm edt.

  saturday, june 24, 2023deborah suffered extreme child sex abuse as a young girl in the watchtower.

  this abuse took place at the world headquarters of jehovah's witnesses in brooklyn, ny.

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  WingCommander

  Not watching even an instant of Rick FEAR-on.

  However, I'm glad to hear Deb got some sort of justice, and won a case against these Pedo-enablers.
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  WingCommander

  Is that Candice Conti I see to the right? (2nd from right) How in the hell did they manage to score HER interview in that?? She doesn't do interviews anymore, I'm assuming because of the terms of the lawsuit settlement she won against WT HQ.
  
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  Gilbert Gonzalez for Governing Body

  by Foolednomore in

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  i listen to six screens and have seen gg for gb and must say he has my vote.

  i'm sure here in italy the ex jw community would vote for him.

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  WingCommander

  Nobody gives a fugg about Rick FEARon and his goofy Six Screens weirdo bullshit.

  He's the total stereotypical "Apostate!" that WatchTower is always harping on. An old-school kind of "crazy."

  I can't believe ex-JW's and any reputable activists would ever lower themselves to go anywhere near him!

  So nah, I won't be going anywhere near that weirdo site or listening to any of his BS.

  He lost all credibility with his "Johnny the Bethelite" BS years back. There's been plenty of people stating that while coming out, they stumbled onto his site first, and were scared back INTO the JW's for a period of time again. Counter-productive BS.
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  WingCommander

  (in Taylor Swift Anti-Hero form)

  "It's she, not I

  Kim is the one to blame

  It's her, not I

  I'm surely not that lame"
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  WingCommander

  I bet in Hemorrhoid Evans mind, "da Purse-e-q-shun" he thinks he's under fuels his song lyrics. He's just a lonely Brit boy hiding out in a Croatian attic like Anne Frank in the Netherlands. Ver is de train?

  Choo-Choo!
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

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  WingCommander

  Someone above asked where he'll be in 6 months to a year.

  I defer to that photo several pages back of him dumpster-diving. That's where this user will be, and frankly where he deserves to be.
  
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  Has Rutherford's 16-cylinder Cadillac been found?

  by under the radar in

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  i ran across this episode of jay leno's garage on youtube today.

  all i know is it seems very similar to j f rutherford's much-vaunted 16-cylinder cadillac.

  watch the episode and let us know what you think.

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  WingCommander

  FYI: The 1986 documentary (the very first one ever!) entitled "Witnesses of Jehovah", actually mentions that he had TWO 16-cylinder Caddy's.

  https://youtu.be/VE3zp9FiyiQ
  
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  An analysis of the recent 153rd Gilead Graduation talk by Jesse Morris (member of the US Branch Committee and son of Anthony Morris III)

  by jwleaks in

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  article from the last days newsletter (june 5-11, 2023).

  it has been said that by reading the watchtower and awake!

  magazines, along with other publications of jehovah’s witnesses, a person will receive, over a period of years, a considerable and broad education.. …would you like to grow in knowledge, obtaining an education of even much greater value than can be received in any college?

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  WingCommander

  I tell ya something else, it is absolutely WILD to me how dumbed-down this cult is now.

  I'm a child of the 80's.

  I remember 4 day District Conventions.

  I remember 2 WatchTower's and an Awake! per month, with many, many pages to have to constantly read/study/underline. It was never-ending.

  Today? 2 WatchTower's a year? An Awake! whenever they feel like putting one out? Some dumb ass videos off the website? MAYBE a toilet-paper thin pamphlet to distribute every other year in Service?

  Wild to me....absolutely bonkers. And don't even get me started on the New Age-ish music videos and dumbass Caleb and Sophia cartoons. How much more stupid can they be?

  At least in the 50's-early-90's the JW's came off as studious. Oh sure it was BS, but it was BS you had to think about to understand. Today's JW's are simple-minded morons. But that's what WT HQ want; people just smart enough to barely read, and dumb enough to keep dropping money into the donation boxes and "OBEY" at all costs, no matter what the Gluttonous Bozos say. Oh, and maintain their real estate holdings for free! It's so obvious it's a money-making cult now......no wonder the youth are leaving in droves!