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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  WingCommander

  Lloyd isn't paying to stay anywhere. Haven't you all learned by now? He has his loyal "fans" pick up the tab, for everything!

  If that falls thru, he can always join tent city along the once-great Venice Beach. Hell, he already looks like a resident, so he'd fit right in! Even living in a tent on Venice Beach would be a HUGE upgrade from living in some attic in dark dank bum-fugg Croatia.

  I can see it now:

  Updates from the tent instead of the bunker/attic

  Special guests: Former Scientologists and LadyBoi trannys (he'll show off his Mastery of the Penis off screen later)
  

  A walk along the beach with his guitar, where he then "confronts" a group of elderly Pioneer sisters at a Cart and proceeds to quiz them.

  A new segment on REAL charity and volunteer work, as he picks up empty liquor bottles and McD's food wrappers off the sand around his tent. Bonus points for bottles of McCallens that are found. Who's that in the distance? Ciro Alcino???? My gawd, I thought you'd been retired to a trailer park in Arizona?

  Extra-Extra Special Bonus Segment: PERSECUTION!!! Mike & Kim stumble over Lloyd's tent while strolling along the beach while on vacation. They promptly stomp the shit out of him and toss him into the ocean. His bloated carcass floats across the Pacific where it's retrieved by a waiting Kim. Kim tosses him to the Great Whites and Man O Wars in the area.
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  It'd be a real shame if the Left Coast finally had their "Big One" along the San Andreas fault (that's long overdue) and it all just slipped off into the ocean along with The Great Neck-Bearded One. That'd be a real shame. Yes indeed. It'd be Kim's fault of course, but a real shame nonetheless.
  
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  This week’s watchtower 🤬

  by MissDaSilva in

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  just been watching a youtube video by jw escape, lovely lady.

  the subject was this weeks watchtower - “are you ready to obey?”.

  what a blatant psyop this is.

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  I absolutely loved John Carpenter's "They Live." What a classic!!!

  If you're in the JW version of the "They Live" world, than your "sun glasses" are the internet! Once you look, you have to double-check and keep looking, and while it takes your eyes a while to adjust, you can plainly see the "Truth" of the matter.

  And yeah, that pic above from the movie is a PERFECT analogy. The OBEY sign is WatchTower, and the alien spokesman is Stephen Lett. I mean c'mon; no way is that rubber-faced clown a real human being! He's wearing a human skin-suit over this Reptilian OverLord body!
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  @LMSA: OMFG!! This is EXACTLY how he'd act in a REAL office job setting.

  Actually, I think he'd also be like "Mr. Westerberg" in this classic SNL sketch:

  https://youtu.be/Gx-dJnKIa9U?si=7dODfnpjDH7eusWc
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  "Smug, condescending, asshole" best describes this hairy lump of cookie dough.

  I truly hope he mouths off to some of the Left Coast's finest zombified citizens and see where it gets his dumb ass.
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  I agree with DerekMoors above. (the last paragraph in particular)

  Someone needs to go full "Wu-Tang!" on the Great Neck-Bearded One.

  Sew his asshole shut, and keep feedin' him, an feedin' him, an feedin' him!
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  Hey Lloyd: Do they have Walmart or Target stores in Croatia? How about ALDI? I'm sure you could acquire some sort of employment there instead of washing windows or landscaping.

  Something is better than nothing, ya fuggin' WANKER!!!!
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  WingCommander

  That's gold Jerry; GOLD!!!!! LOL!!!!
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  Hemorrhoid Evans is visiting the West Coast of the USA, and he's seen the filth that is LA and possibly San Fran. (sorry, the Castro isn't what is used to be, but I'm sure West Hollywood or Sunset Blvd can still provide you with the LadyBoiz you so desperately seek)
  

  Left coast trash? Kim's fault!

  "Man-Child." - Can someone photoshop the Great Neck-Bearded One's head onto a baby with rattles and a bonnet? That'd be fuggin' gold Jerry! GOLD!
  

  
  
  
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  The "Problem" With Zoom

  by XBEHERE in

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  here is the org's problem with zoom, attending this way does not fit with their "scriptural definition" of a christian gathering.

  at least not anymore, one thing my pimi wife is fine with is attending on zoom occasionally, even 2-3 times a month or so.. if some of you recall, during covid there were break out rooms setup for people to stay on and associate.

  many would also stay in the main meeting and talk over each other trying to say hello, etc.

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  WingCommander

  You can polish the donation box!

  You can paint the exterior of the KH with a 2" paint brush!

  You can seal and mail the blue envelopes! (but no peeking!)

  You can fire up the shredder; we've caught wind that new CSA subpeona is on the way!
  

  You can kiss the CO's chocolate star!

  Elduhz: You can take the fall for WT's fugged up CSA policies, cause WT HQ doesn't give a shit!