2024 gonna be a banner fuggin' year for the Great Neck-Bearded One, if these free-falling Patreon numbers are any indication.
LOL!!!
Choke on a dick, Hemorrhoid Evans!
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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A BEARD PREDICTION FOR 2024
by AndersonsInfo infyi, i posted this prediction on my facebook page last night and it has received 224 likes and there have been 83 comments made.
many of the comments are hilarious.. .
a beard prediction for 2024:.
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WingCommander
@Baihi:
Mormons also use Jehovah's name, don't believe in the Trinity, have a Governing Body (composed of 12 Apostles), had a nice website first, have a cartoon "Sophia", now allow beards, have Elders, and also have closed-door judicial-style committees to discipline members.
But honestly, Mormons and Scientology are a whole other level of creepy-cult bullshit.
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What is worse: 1914 or Beard change
by Gorb inwhat is worse for jw's: changing the 1914 doctrine or allowing beards without the right to say what their opinion is?.
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1914 doesn't have to be addressed, because it's already been addressed. How so? 1st, the 1995 change. Then, Splane the Gollum's notorious "Chart" of "Overlapping Generations."
PROBLEM SOLVED!!
They've now got indefinite timespan to keep this con-job cult masquerading as a legitimate religion rolling on for as long as it possibly can to milk every red cent out of the gullible rank-n-file sheeple.
Also, add to the fact that most of the "Old Guard" who were really dug in deep and invested in the 1914 and "This Generation" doctrine are mostly now all DEAD. All of them!! I'd say anyone under the age of say, 40, doesn't really understand OR even really care enough about the 1914 doctrine for it to make a difference. Anyone my age who understand enough, understood enough to realize the GB is full of SHIT, and making it all up as they go along and LEFT, never to return! The ones remaining are brain-dead zealots who eagerly eat up the "Beards are now allowed!" as if it's Manna from heaven. THAT is the level of "stupid" that is now left in this cult, and that's just how the GB2.0 like it!!! Sheep are the easiest to fleece and then slaughter. Baaaaah!
I (age 44), and many others have been saying for a while now that "this is not the religion I was raised in." You better believe it! My JW parents, who both passed away before I was even 30, must be spinning in their graves at the total clown show and FARCE that their once "deep" religion has now become. I mean seriously, they would be embarrassed at seeing this stupid shit being put out today, and TOMO3 and Stephen Lett especially would have their jaws on the floor. GB2.0 and JW Broadcasting is the biggest Apostate-maker of all time!!!
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Where is Tony?
by Athanasius inon february 22, 2023, anthony morris iii was officially removed from the governing body of jehovah's witnesses.
a few months later it was revealed that the watchtower bought him a house in lumberton, north carolina.. however, and correct me if i am wrong, since leaving the gb nobody has reported seeing tony attending jw meetings or participating in field service.
in fact nobody has reported seeing him anywhere, not even at a local liquor store.
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Ok, so we all know Anthony Moron da Turd didn't just "Resign for health reasons." No GB Member has EVER done that, and none ever will! They have free healthcare and personal attendants up there at WT HQ, especially if they would just "Semi-retire" to Fishkill properties, which is basically assisted living for the elite higher ups of WT HQ.
So, he was handed his ass, made to sign an NDA, and given a typical corporate Golden Parachute.
But why the 2 houses? I couldn't figure that either for a while. But now it dawns on me......1 house for him, 1 house for his wife. (who probably can't stand him anymore) Once they croak, the properties go right back to WT HQ, to sell and make money from. Genius!!!
Now, about where they SENT the Morris's. Let me tell you all. Lumberton, NC isn't Charlotte, Ashville, Hendersonville, or even one of the lake areas like beautiful Chimney Rock. (at Lake Lure) Lumberton is a fuggin' shithole. Oh sure the little development he's in is new, but the rest might as well be a subdivision of Baltimore or Detroit. It's literally a poverty stricken no-man's land that would depress you inside of 1 weekend. Que the banjos.
Make no mistake, WT HQ sent TOMO3 down there to bury his dumbass as a punishment. If he were allowed to pick his assignment (as either Greenless or Chitty did down in Mexico), then he would have picked Chimney Rock or some other more luxurious lake-side town to retire too that has good golf courses, a tourism industry, a few restaurants. Lumberton is where you would set up a Leper Colony.
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A BEARD PREDICTION FOR 2024
by AndersonsInfo infyi, i posted this prediction on my facebook page last night and it has received 224 likes and there have been 83 comments made.
many of the comments are hilarious.. .
a beard prediction for 2024:.
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WingCommander
Hey Barbara:
Just an FYI: This GB announcement follows on the heels of a similar announcement 3 years ago - from the MORMON GB!!! They too decided to announce that beards for non-Missionaries and Elders were now ok.
So once again, just like their website, Sophia cartoon (yes, Mormons have a cartoon Sophia too!) the JW GB are playing "catch up." This is really pathetic and a sight to behold. SMH.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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WingCommander
Lloyd isn't paying to stay anywhere. Haven't you all learned by now? He has his loyal "fans" pick up the tab, for everything!
If that falls thru, he can always join tent city along the once-great Venice Beach. Hell, he already looks like a resident, so he'd fit right in! Even living in a tent on Venice Beach would be a HUGE upgrade from living in some attic in dark dank bum-fugg Croatia.
I can see it now:
Updates from the tent instead of the bunker/attic
Special guests: Former Scientologists and LadyBoi trannys (he'll show off his Mastery of the Penis off screen later)
A walk along the beach with his guitar, where he then "confronts" a group of elderly Pioneer sisters at a Cart and proceeds to quiz them.
A new segment on REAL charity and volunteer work, as he picks up empty liquor bottles and McD's food wrappers off the sand around his tent. Bonus points for bottles of McCallens that are found. Who's that in the distance? Ciro Alcino???? My gawd, I thought you'd been retired to a trailer park in Arizona?
Extra-Extra Special Bonus Segment: PERSECUTION!!! Mike & Kim stumble over Lloyd's tent while strolling along the beach while on vacation. They promptly stomp the shit out of him and toss him into the ocean. His bloated carcass floats across the Pacific where it's retrieved by a waiting Kim. Kim tosses him to the Great Whites and Man O Wars in the area.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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WingCommander
It'd be a real shame if the Left Coast finally had their "Big One" along the San Andreas fault (that's long overdue) and it all just slipped off into the ocean along with The Great Neck-Bearded One. That'd be a real shame. Yes indeed. It'd be Kim's fault of course, but a real shame nonetheless. -
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This week’s watchtower 🤬
by MissDaSilva injust been watching a youtube video by jw escape, lovely lady.
the subject was this weeks watchtower - “are you ready to obey?”.
what a blatant psyop this is.
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WingCommander
I absolutely loved John Carpenter's "They Live." What a classic!!!
If you're in the JW version of the "They Live" world, than your "sun glasses" are the internet! Once you look, you have to double-check and keep looking, and while it takes your eyes a while to adjust, you can plainly see the "Truth" of the matter.
And yeah, that pic above from the movie is a PERFECT analogy. The OBEY sign is WatchTower, and the alien spokesman is Stephen Lett. I mean c'mon; no way is that rubber-faced clown a real human being! He's wearing a human skin-suit over this Reptilian OverLord body!
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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WingCommander
@LMSA: OMFG!! This is EXACTLY how he'd act in a REAL office job setting.
Actually, I think he'd also be like "Mr. Westerberg" in this classic SNL sketch:
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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WingCommander
"Smug, condescending, asshole" best describes this hairy lump of cookie dough.
I truly hope he mouths off to some of the Left Coast's finest zombified citizens and see where it gets his dumb ass.