Posts by WingCommander

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GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

by WingCommander in

jw
friends

you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

summary: .

WingCommander

FYI concerning the loosening of the dress code:

Someone over on Reddit pointed out that yet again, JW's are merely playing "catch up" with the Mormons! Apparently THEY loosened up their business attire dress code a while back. So once again, it's monkey-see, monkey-do with these cults.

Mormons were also the first to have cartoons, with even a girl named - you guessed it - Sophia!

JW's have never ever had (1) original thought - ever! Except maybe banning blood products and organ transplants. I'll give 'em that load of BS!

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GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

by WingCommander in

jw
friends

you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

summary: .

WingCommander

Oh yeah, Ted's on there......along with Leo Greenless and Edward Chitty, and god-only-knows who else of the Higher-ups!

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GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

by WingCommander in

jw
friends

you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

summary: .

WingCommander

The Blood Ban has to go BECAUSE of the impending lawsuits. Law Firms are good at what they do: attempting to place blame and legal liability on organizations in order to hold them financially responsible.

Another thing I'd like to point out: It's March, and we haven't even gotten to the Pennsylvania Grand Jury and charges that are going to hit the WT from all that CSA shit! That's just floating out there......what we've heard about it was just the tip of the iceburg (I'm in Pennsylvania) and when the WT Titanic hits that it's gonna really rip open! I'm hoping for a "Spotlight" type reaction like with what happened to the Catholic Church up in Boston years back. Hell, up in Harrisburg, PA the lawsuits from CSA bankrupted that Arch-Dioceses! No small wonder WT hired the same Law Firm to represent them in PA.

The Gluttonous Bozos are shitting bricks while polishing up the brass on the Titanic cult formerly known as "The Truth."

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GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

by WingCommander in

jw
friends

you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

summary: .

WingCommander

Imagine if you haven't set foot in a Kingdom Hall in 20 years. You for some reason get curious or go back to visit.

What do you see?

- TV screens on the walls behind the podium, where the song lyrics are shown, along with videos, updates, etc.

- The Governing Body with beards

- Women wearing slacks

- Men with beards, Elders even!

- Men dressed in chinos and khakis, with nice polo shirts

- Hardly a song book or bible in sight; everyone looking everything up on iPads and smartphones.

- Shortened meeting times, no in-home Book Study. (eliminated)

- Service as you please, either at a cart, by phone, or informal. Just "check the box" to confirm your participation that month.

Wild man.......fuggin' WILD!!! If my parents were resurrected right now to see all this above, they'd promptly crawl back into the grave and pull the dirt back over themselves! They would NOT believe all this. Hell, I can't believe it myself.

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GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

by WingCommander in

jw
friends

you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

summary: .

WingCommander

Oh, like I said above, I'm totally calling Birthdays, Thanksgiving, 4th of July, Mothers and Father's Day.

And for damn sure, the HLC is on the chopping block, and the "Blood Doctrine" will now become a fully "conscious matter" between an individual and Jehovah God, just like "blood fractions."

Think about it: In the 70's, you couldn't even get an organ transplant! All blood was forbidden, ALL of it! Then, fractions were allowed. For damn sure, the blood doctrine is a huge liability, and lawyers do what lawyers do best: attempt how to hold the WT Org FINANCIALLY LIABLE for the deaths of THOUSANDS of people due to their "blood policy", which is in writing! They MUST be rid of that or else they will hemorrhage (the irony!) money from those lawsuits as well.

I'd also like to point something else out: Not only did Mark Sanderson have a beard in this, but his ASL interpreter did as well. Not only that, but that guy was dressed as any flamboyant NPG (non-practicing gay) as I've ever seen. Totally jaw-dropping sight.

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GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

by WingCommander in

jw
friends

you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

summary: .

WingCommander

Can someone Photoshop Mark's head and Norweigan tie, onto the head of the Harlot riding the Wild Beast? Then label the Wild Beast's individual heads:

1. UN

2. Norway

3. The Netherlands

4. Australia

5. New Zealand

6. Japan

7. Russia

Because that's what this basically is. They are changing and riding that Wild Beast in order to not be thrown off and lose money! It's ALL about the $$$$!

Greedy, filthy, corporate money-grubbing mutherfuggers!

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GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

by WingCommander in

jw
friends

you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

summary: .

WingCommander

Look what has happened in the past year, 6 months even!

Tony Morris III given da boot with a Golden Parachute to Bumfuck Lumberton, NC with a Golden Parachute and an ol' Caddy. Poof! Gone, like smoke!

Beards Allowed

Worldly people have chance to recognize JW's were right, right up to the Big A, repent, and be saved at the last second!

No more reporting of FS time! Check a freakin' box!

Men no longer required to wear full suits. No ties or jackets required for KH attendance unless actually giving a speaking part on the stage. What's next, the allowing of coloured socks? (shock and awe for Tony!)

Women allowed to wear business/dignified slacks. Dresses only required for on-stage presentations. (fair enough for both men and women IMHO)

The Disfellowshipped now allowed open communication in the Kingdom Halls, Assemblies, Conventions.

Up Next: Birthdays, blood transfusions, and maybe......just MAYBE........certain harmless holidays like Thanksgiving, Mothers and Father's Day, and even 4th of July? Everyone at WT HQ used to head up on top of the buildings in NYC to watch the fireworks every 4th of July anyway, so why not?

What a year.....what a year!

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

jw
friends

uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

WingCommander

Wait......how the fuq did that guy make a video with Lloyd's voice?

Hysterical! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Thanks! Luv this.

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GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

by WingCommander in

jw
friends

you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

summary: .

WingCommander

I'm telling ya, it's like some weird fever-dream. Oh sure, there's been speculation for a while now about what WT HQ would have to eventually do if they wanted to retain membership, but who among us actually believed it would ever happen in our lifetimes? Not many, and not like these dominoes we're seeing fall. It's completely re-active corporate BS at this point. And yet, as they completely lack self-awareness, they pass it off as "The Governing Body is now allowing you to....." and then ending it with "We love you VERY MUCH!" as if speaking to toddlers. This is how dumbed down and ignorant they have made the Flock into.

Imagine, being told as a grown-ass adult that you are now "allowed" to have facial hair (Which God apparently created you with the ability to grow right from the start) and also what you can and can't wear to religious services, and what exactly is appropriate and what's not. And the misogyny! It's 2024, and they are JUST NOW addressing these old bullshit man-made rules. "Sisters, you may now wear dignified slacks." Gee thanks, Gluttonous Bozo CLOWNS!

Next up: Birthdays to be allowed, and all blood matters are "conscious matters" and between you and God. Expect the Hospital Liason Committees to be completely disbanded. Hey! You can't be held accountable for medical deaths if you don't even have the HLC's anymore right? Right?

Wild.....fuggin' WILD!

Anthony Moron da Turd must be kicking back in his Lay-Z-Boy recliner with a drink in one hand, and a fistful of dollars in the other, laughing his ass off at what a joke they have become. To think: He made it out with a Golden Parachute! That's what I'm thinking about him now. The PR Firm they hired to overhaul the Corporate image came back with these suggestions, and he gawked and said, "No way! I'm not agreeing to all that!" and then the other Board Members......errrr.......Governing Body, appointed 2 new young "Yes-Men" and then voted ol' Tony right off the Board! But since Tony da Turd knew where all the dead bodies were buried (and still had the shovel) he played his Ace and got off with a Golden Parachute, never to be seen or heard from again. Poof! Like smoke! Could Tony Morris III be a freakin genius? Could be, could be.....................lol. (probably not)

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GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

by WingCommander in

jw
friends

you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

summary: .

WingCommander

Lett the schism's commence at the local level! It will only serve to drive out the few remaining "yang wanz" straight out the door!

People are sick of their shit, and it's reached its crescendo. I luv how Mark Sanderson's tie is basically the Norway flag's colours. The irony!! Or is it? Could Mark be PIMO, and this is his inside joke to let us know? Look at him smiling as he's reading this. He's also the first to sport a beard.

Signs and wonders, signs and wonders! lol