Maybe Lloyd can immigrate to Australia, the original Penal Colony of outcast losers and criminals. He'd be far, FAR away from Dijana and those pesky financially draining offspring, and next to nobody would know or care about him down there. He could be some tourist bus driver out in Alice Springs.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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He's totally unhinged now. Satan and da Demonzzzzzzz have a firm grip on him. (Womp-Womp-Womp!)
Next up: He'll be calling into Rick FEAR-on's "Six Screens" to try and garner attention back on himself. Rick will oblige, cause he's just as whacky......even more so in his own way. LOL! I can see it now!
Rick announcing "A very special call-in guest from around the other side of the world" that "you won't want to miss!"
He builds up suspense for a week.....then Friday night rolls around and a slovenly, disgruntled, high on 'shrooms Lloyd Evans calls in. Stay tuned everyone! If Rick can break him down enough to get him bawling, his ratings will sky-rocket! Hell, I'd tune in to hear that!
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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Lloyd already answered that question in the letters he sent to Dijana:
1. Lloyd felt she was to uptight, frigid, whatever because.....
2. She didn't want him surfing her butthole with his skin board, and also....
3. Wasn't really up for an "open marriage", AKA: Letting Lloyd "experiment" to explore his possibly bi-sexual side with Thai LadyBoyz or whatever......
4. Had a problem with Lloyd sexting underage girls. She should've left him on the spot upon finding that out near the beginning. Would've saved herself a lot of time and headache.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
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I remember a few weeks back on Reddit, someone had asked about which ex-JW Youtube channels helped you get out the most. His name was only mentioned like once, and then it was immediately made know in a response what for a slimeball he REALLY was and I had to laugh my ass off. (no it wasn't me commenting) It really shown thru not only how irrelevant he now is, but also how despised his slimy sick behaviour is. Truly, he's done. Gone. Poof! Up in smoke. He might as well buy the townhouse next to TOMO3 down in Lumberton, NC and retire in a life of solitude. Him and Fat Tony can compare vices while laughing about much better and smarter they think they are than everyone else. It'd be like a weird "Odd Couple" revival. lol
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
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Hey Lady-Boi Evans:
Just imagine:
1. Ex-Wife calls new husband "Daddy" now
2. Kids call new step-father "Daddy" now
3. Your basement studio is now his "man cave." Who knows? Maybe even their "play dungeon." She probably goes Scarlet Harlot on his Wild Beast until a Grand Climax is finally achieved on a regular basis! He doesn't even need to re-read or relive sexts from underage girls to achieve the Horned Beast!
4. Probably driving around in a new Mercedes while you're struggling to fill up your Vespa scooter or afford peroxide to bleach your hair and azzhole.
How's being a manipulative, pervy, piece of shit working out for you?
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
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I luv how Dijana left this loser in the dust and moved on quickly. lol.
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2025**01**15**Ages For Ministerial Servants and Elders!
by Atlantis in2025-01-15-ages for ministerial servants and elders.. see page 2. .
https://pdfupload.io/docs/1b0b5c00 .
https://imgbox.com/p3a9yjmr.
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Ya know......WatchTower has become so much like Mormons over the years, that I wonder if they instituted a 2-4 year ministry program like the Mormons, if that would keep the youth out of college while encouraging more reaching out, etc?
Lett's look at what WatchTower has already adopted from the Mormons over the years, shall we?
1. Body of 12 Apostles: AKA, "The Governing Body" in JW-Land
2. Dressing like 1950's vacuum or encyclopedia salesman. Now, somewhat eliminated. Adopted more casual stance, JUST like the Mormons already did a few years back!
3. Allowing beards. Again, Mormons relaxed this.
4. Family Worship Night: Stolen directly from the Mormons.
5. Website. Mormons did it first.
6. Caleb & Sophia cartoon series. Mormons did it first.
7. Real Estate holdings/investments. Mormons (and Scientology) beat them to it, but they're catching on fast!
8. Multimedia bullshit. Scientology was King of this for a good long while, but Mormons and JW's are fast catching on.
9. Investment portfolio's in offshore holdings. (Ireland) Mormons are already the richest religion (CULT) in the world. WT HQ has decided they need to cash in on that pie!
So as we can see, WT has never really had an original idea all of their own, they just look around and see what works and adopt it. Even doctrine. CT Russell didn't come up with a damn original thought of his own - NOTHING! He borrowed from the Adventist Movement, the Freemasons, the Quakers, the Christadelphians, and various occult quackery that was going on all around Pennsylvania at the time. Yes, even the pyramidology and numerology was "borrowed" from other people and sources. He threw in all the ingredients he liked into the pot like soup, and wha-laa! The Bible Students were born. Bum Rutherford mixed up the ingredients and changed the name, but it's still the same basic bullshit, but with a slightly different taste.
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2025**01**15**Ages For Ministerial Servants and Elders!
by Atlantis in2025-01-15-ages for ministerial servants and elders.. see page 2. .
https://pdfupload.io/docs/1b0b5c00 .
https://imgbox.com/p3a9yjmr.
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Your post (and similar from others in the past) has 1000% confirmed to me just what for twat-waffles are on Elduh Bodies. Absolutely ZERO "Holy Spirit" involved in the selection process. Hell, "prayerful consideration" is right out the window even. It's all about time slips, appearances, and licking the current Elduh Bodies assholes clean.
They can't see a guy's wife's curves enough? But if "too much", than she's some Jezebel, right? They don't like that a guy has (1) hobby outside of door-knocking, and REALLY don't like when he focuses on himself to keep healthy (gym) and not look like your typical Elduh fat balding slob? The horror!
Man, fuck ALL these fake ass bullies and hateful mutherfuggers!
But ya know what, I'm not shocked. Not at all. Want to hear my experience with the JW's flavour of "Christian Love?"
When my late JW mother (of 20+ years of JW service) was lying in a hospital dying, I called up our Presiding Overseer at the time. I was sitting alone in my car in the University hospital parking garage. My mother's death was inevitable, and I was calling to ask if he could travel to see her to offer spiritual support, kindness, etc. Up until this point, I had no problems with this Elder. Nice guy. Family man. Fairly popular. You want to know what this heartless bastard said to me in my time of need, one of the saddest and lowest points of my life? He told me that I was interrupting his dinner, and that since I was outside of the territory that I should call the local Congregation and seek their assistance. He then promptly hung up on me before I could even pick my jaw up off the floor to respond. DIAL TONE. No words of sympathy, compassion, or scriptures cited. Just, "What do you want, don't you know you're interrupting my dinner?"
This was in stark contrast to my mother's so-called "worldly" co-workers (RN's in the medical field) who upon speaking to me earlier that same day, notified me that they'd be down the next day, which happened to be my mother's last full day on earth. The took off work, rented a van, and drove down to visit her for a good part of the day. They brightened her up immensely, and even bought me lunch and helped to console me. They later came to her funeral. Then, they organized a small memorial at the hospital in her honour, and planted a tree with a bench and plaque in her honour for her 35 years of nursing service.
So who really are the "true Christians" in the above experience? Sure as shit not the JW's! These assholes kicked me while I was down and couldn't have cared less. This was truly, truly, the last straw for me. I'd been physically out for a good 10+ years at this point, but this experience really put me over, showed me they really didn't give 1 flying fugg about anyone but themselves and their cliques with money. (all the Elduh's owned businesses and employed mostly pauper JW's)
PLOT TWIST: 1 year later this same heartless Elduh died in a freak construction site accident. (Where was God's divine protection?) I attended his funeral. (he didn't attend either of my parents) It was another nail in the coffin. How so? Huge attendance. There was a family greeting line. (I've never seen this at a JW funeral) Huge wake afterward. (I didn't attend that) The real kicker: This Elduh didn't get the 5 minutes about himself treatment, plus 45 minute WT infomercial. Nah. He got a good 30 minutes where I was told all of the things that made him appear basically "normal" AKA "worldly" to appease the large audience in attendance. That he played basketball in high school, organized Congregation basketball and baseball games, etc. etc. Ya know, outtings my family were NEVER invited to. Never mind the hypocrisy that I and other youth were denied playing sports in school......but this clown got to do it all and THEN be appointed an Elduh and PO? I've never left a funeral MAD before......but there it is! Fuck these hypocritical douchebags, and fuck the cult known as JW's!
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WT HQ is never proactive, they are reactive to everything put out showing their blatant hypocrisy and abject stupidity
by WingCommander ina few on here (and of course many on the ex-jw reddit forum) have mentioned that wt hq just recently (like in the past couple months) put out a video warning against the praising of jw actors, taking photos with them, etc.
to not do it anymore.
it was narrated by geoffrey jackson.
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Any "creative writing" died in 1992 with Frederick W. Franz. He was "The Oracle", and wrote massive amounts of doctrine over DECADES at WT HQ. Probably 90% at least, specifically the types and anti-types BS that has recently just been tossed by GB2.0 as if it was dirty bathwater, never to be heard from again.
Now I want you all to think about this; DECADES of "Divinely Inspired New Light" that was studied week in, week out, for decades upon decades in countless rainbow coloured books, completely nullified and voided as if it were nothing. No apologies, no nothing. Just disregard and move on.
If THAT bullshit right there doesn't give anyone with 2 functioning brain cells pause enough to consider this a man-made CULT, I don't know WTF would!
Anyway, you can look back upon the past 33 years and see EXACTLY when the downfall of anything evenly remotely "Academic" or "deep" ended. 1992. Everything after has merely been a re-hashing of FWF's writings and insane ramblings. That, and a complete "dumbing down" of everything due to the fact that uneducated morons are staffing the Writing Dept. Derp-Derp!
So, you went from a huge cache of monthly literature + large format books released yearly, to cartoonish pamphlets and Caleb and Sophia cartoons. Splane is about the only one even trying to put something out, and that's just "Overlapping Generations Chart" made up bullshit. And that was what, 10 years ago already? Time flies when you're counting money and fighting off the CSA lawsuits and arguing with governments around the world that you're absolutely not a cult even though you refuse life-saving blood to minors and shun anyone who dares to leave or disagree with you as if they were dead!
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WT HQ is never proactive, they are reactive to everything put out showing their blatant hypocrisy and abject stupidity
by WingCommander ina few on here (and of course many on the ex-jw reddit forum) have mentioned that wt hq just recently (like in the past couple months) put out a video warning against the praising of jw actors, taking photos with them, etc.
to not do it anymore.
it was narrated by geoffrey jackson.
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CORRECTION TO MY ORIGINAL TOP POST:
It was not Geoffrey Jackson whom was featured in this latest JW video warning about the dangers of glorifying JW actors, etc. It was Ken Cook. He's like the real life version of The Muppet's "Newsman."
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4o_ySwCQAAmLVs?format=jpg&name=small