Ahhh... but you will Uncle, just give it time. :D
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pr_capone
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Did U know?, atleast I didn't - fun fluffy stuff
by pr_capone inmany years ago in scotland, a new game was invented.
it was ruled .
"gentlemen only...ladies forbidden"...and thus the word golf entered .
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What upset you about your past in the org?
by Nicolas inpersonnally, what upset me the most is all the wasted time.
i'm now 21 years old, you'll say that i'm still young but i know someone you were at the same elementary school than me and she's now in university.
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Same with me mang. Its simply all the wasted time and effort. The massive loss of faith I feel now. Things of that nature.
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Did U know?, atleast I didn't - fun fluffy stuff
by pr_capone inmany years ago in scotland, a new game was invented.
it was ruled .
"gentlemen only...ladies forbidden"...and thus the word golf entered .
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Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered
into the English language.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
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The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:
61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg
in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If
the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th,
John Hancock and CharlesThomson. Most of the rest signed on August
2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat
name requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go
until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the
year?
A. Father's Day
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by
ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed
firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep
tight."
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his
son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because
their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month,
which we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them
"Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into
the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill,
they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the
phrase inspired by this practice.
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Finish This Sentence....You Know you're a JW teenager If....
by doodle-v induring class the teacher asks "who all plan to go to college?
" and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.
-doodle-v. your turn!
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pr_capone
you cringed at the thought of going back to school after Christmas break while everyone is discussing what they got for Christmas. You just knew you would be asked and would have to explain everything or make something up.
you made friends with the kids of Elders and Servants because you knew their immunity would extend to you if you got caught together drinking or such.
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those of us that have not so far got a life in 2005
by stillajwexelder invalis
littletoe
stillajwexelder
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pr_capone
I'm sure JH would be in at a far second.
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Very Cool Picture
by pr_capone inprolly the coolest lightning strike pic i have ever seen!.
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"Valis - PR, I hope that lightening didn't hit your trailer home.."
:p :p :p
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What's the Longest you ever stayed at one door?
by disciple inwe stayed at a door talking bad about the householder and they were listening for 5 minutes.
what's that scripture?
about a birdie and a king??
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pr_capone
Over an hour at one point but I do not recall why or where. I just remember that I was about 15 or 16 and my companion was about 12 so he was no help at all. :D
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pr_capone
I think we upset him Satanus. :D
On to the next one!
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pr_capone
time flies
time around pets
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pr_capone
Pets between time?
pets within time?
pets take time?
pets break time?
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howbouts a hint? :D