Never heard that one, but sure heard Geehobie PLENTY of times!!!
fraidycat9
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Jehover - How many of you heard it pronounced that way?
by Elsewhere init seemed like every kh had at least one?
someone who pronounced jehovah as jehover.
did you hear this at your kh.
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Love or Hate Field Service
by XBEHERE inhow many of you went out in the field because you had to or because you wanted to?
if because you had to, how did you feel while doing it?
just curious.
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I used to get stomach aches; real stomach aches when it was time to go. If the clouds showed even a hint of gathering and turning gray, that meant it was "getting ready" to rain. If as few as two drops of rain landed on my arm, that constituted a storm in my book. Also, it really comes in handy to have a child. Children do get hungry and have to go to the bathroom. That was when I would oftentimes make my exit. When I stopped going once and for all, the pressure suddenly went away. No one even wonders where I am now. It takes six months to stop being irregular. I'm fraidycat not stupidcat. I ain't starting the clock over.
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Jehovah's (Insert description here) Witnesses.
by Englishman in.
i'll start:.
jehovah's didactic witnesses.. englishman.
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Jehovah's "boom shakka lakka lakka" Witnesses
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Things Learned Along the Way
by blondie ini have collected sayings, homilies, whatever along the way that crystallize something bigger i learned.
i will post a few every day.
if you have one, please share it.. if you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas.. to belittle is to be little.. somewhere, i got the idea if i just took care of others, i would be taken care of.. blondie
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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Whats your biggest fear?
by ScoobySnax in.
seriously....what is your biggest fear?
when its late at night and you lay there in bed, what worries you the most?
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Knowing that no one gets out of this life alive....(Think about it. REALLY think about it) and wondering which way of departure myself, my family and loved ones are destined for AND finding out that everything that I ever believed was never true. That's part of what makes me fraidycat9.
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LEAST FAVORITE MEETING
by new light init's so hard to choose, but i would have to say the theocratic ministry school was my most hated meeting.
the first few talks were a rephrasing of mind-numbing society doctrine.
then it was time to listen to a ten-year old read nwt to us........... #3 talks, don't even get me started!
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If I could pick one and only one, it would be the "Theocratic-Ministry-School-Service-Meeting-BookStudy-PublicTalk-WatchtowerStudy" (Hope I captured them all).
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fraidycat9
Puternut,
If I hear that "baker's-pan-with-a-dent-in-it" illustration even MENTIONED again, I will probably go off the deep end!!! I had hoped that it had been laid to rest. Seems it is still on life support.
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Our Women are spoiled ... and it's our fault!
by Maverick inhere in america we had the most spoiled females on the planet!
american women run the show, guys we are toast!
and i know who to blame!
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Not only are girls/women spoiled. Our son's rotten and has lots of "stuff". We make no apologies....yet. However, we have tempered our spoiling him with a certain amount of needed discipline. (Translation: He ain't running the house!!) He is young and we feel that too many bad things have been done to children, so we try to provide him with a loving stable environment. This world is cruel by all accounts and we prefer to make memories. Life's tough.
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Worst band names ever
by Nosferatu inthis morning on the radio, they had a little contest to see who could nail the worst band name on a list made by some ideot.
i tried to get through, but i was wrong anyway.
the #1 worst band name was the beatles?
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Right Said Fred
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The unwritten ones:
- If thou art an elder, thou shalt make XX numbers of hours per month or thou shalt be an elder no mo?.
- Thy wife better make ?em too for she hath great bearing as to whether thou shalt remain one.
- Oh, and don?t forget thy child(ren)
- If thou art a ministerial servant, thou best partner up with an influential elder if thou wants to get ?somewhere?
- Thou must understandeth the unwritten code of how many meetings thou can miss before it becomes completely unacceptable
- Thou shalt not be in a position of power secularly and have much education.
- Thou shalt not accept employment where much travel is involved
- Thou shalt not challenge any saying uttered forth from da platform lessen thou desireth to be reprimanded or labeled.
- If thou art female, that goeth double
- Thou shalt not...and so on and so on and shooby dooby dooby