I attended a Dub funeral about 5 years ago. One of the cong gossips came up to me asked if I was DF'd I told her no. Which is true really. I've never been before a committee and to my knowledge no announcement has ever been made.
So that put her at ease and started sharing all the things she had heard about me. She heard I had fathered 3 children from 2 different women, that I was gay and was now forming my own Church. The coffee must have already kicked in, I responded,
"Yeah its a new Church, It's called the Most Holy Homosexual with bastard children Reformed Christian Church."
She stopped, dropped her jaw and then started laughing. "Yeah I never believed a word of it, Uzzah. I certainly would have never said such things." She then walked away.
Ya gotta appreciate all that Christian love from 'true believers.'