Posts by Uzzah

to present this properly, i will need a scan of the page in the live forever book where the thief is running from the police clutching a bag of goods.

I stared and stared till my eyes were dry. then it popped out at me. Check out the thief's shirt. Almost the entire middle part forms what looks to me like a bat's head. Long pointy ears, beady eyes and a slight frowning mouth.

OMG the Watchtower has just outted BATMAN!!!

If you stare at any random pattern long enough your mind will still finding shapes. It's called imagination. We did it all the time when we were kids making shapes out of random clouds.

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The good old days and the "smart people" thread.

by wanderlustguy in

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i also think that some long-time posters that have met over the years feel like family and see some of the more "junior" members as interlopers in their "home".. comments are often made about the "good old days" when jwd was full of smart people.. it is often lamented that it is currently inhabited by a bunch of idiots that pale in comparison to the glorious ones of yesteryear.. " these brothers today just aren't as zealous.

remember when we'd be out in service till dark?

alot of these newer ones quit at noon.

Uzzah

Well this old fart (dating back to before Simon's aka B.S. as opposed to BCE) rather enjoys the regular influx of 'kids'. I remember the days when .. hmmm I fergit now what I was gonna say.

It keeps the forum fresh. Us old folks can sit around in our rockers privately and complain and reminisce all we want but newbies and you youngins rock (cough cough hack hack)

Uzzah

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Pyramids/Chronology ARCHIVE PICTURES

by Uzzah in

going through and sorting some pictures from the past decade or two and found these shots from the bethel archive room that i helped create while serving at the canada branch.. this should feed the chronology frenzy for a little while.

i believe these have appeared in the magazines before but just in case.... .

and one more .

Uzzah

Going through and sorting some pictures from the past decade or two and found these shots from the Bethel Archive room that I helped create while serving at the Canada Branch.

This should feed the Chronology frenzy for a little while. I believe these have appeared in the magazines before but just in case...

and one more

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Pyramids/Chronology ARCHIVE PICTURES

by Uzzah in

going through and sorting some pictures from the past decade or two and found these shots from the bethel archive room that i helped create while serving at the canada branch.. this should feed the chronology frenzy for a little while.

i believe these have appeared in the magazines before but just in case.... .

and one more .

Uzzah

Diagram of the Sanctuary

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Is that a snake in my toilet?

by Uzzah in

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i know where some of your minds went with this topic name but ... just in time for all the horror movies and halloween scares ..... .

woman in shock after 7-foot python peeps through her toiletthursday october 18, 2007 this sounds like a made-up story just in time for halloween.

but everyone's nightmare really happened to a new york city woman and she's still struggling to get over it.

Uzzah

Eclipse:

In view of the 'reporters' comments above:

Reporter: Family members are quoted as stating "Peter is always trying to get into tight places and it often gets him in trouble." Men from around the world have reported similar problems with their peters.

You may want to be careful about expressing how much you love snakes.... Someone might misconstrue your comments. Not me of course but some..

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Is that a snake in my toilet?

by Uzzah in

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friends

i know where some of your minds went with this topic name but ... just in time for all the horror movies and halloween scares ..... .

woman in shock after 7-foot python peeps through her toiletthursday october 18, 2007 this sounds like a made-up story just in time for halloween.

but everyone's nightmare really happened to a new york city woman and she's still struggling to get over it.

Uzzah

<evil snickering> Mary's threats and Delilah's mental images only serve to make me want to do it more!

heh heh heh

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Is that a snake in my toilet?

by Uzzah in

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friends

i know where some of your minds went with this topic name but ... just in time for all the horror movies and halloween scares ..... .

woman in shock after 7-foot python peeps through her toiletthursday october 18, 2007 this sounds like a made-up story just in time for halloween.

but everyone's nightmare really happened to a new york city woman and she's still struggling to get over it.

Uzzah

Reporters later published a short interview with the snake:

Peter Python: Well humans at that early hour are always scary looking.

Reporter: How do you feel now that you are free?

Peter Python: Well I was flushed for a while but am tank-ful to be free. For a while there I was thinking to myself ur ine trouble now.

Reporter: Family members are quoted as stating "Peter is always trying to get into tight places and it often gets him in trouble." Men from around the world have reported similar problems with their peters.

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Is that a snake in my toilet?

by Uzzah in

jw
friends

i know where some of your minds went with this topic name but ... just in time for all the horror movies and halloween scares ..... .

woman in shock after 7-foot python peeps through her toiletthursday october 18, 2007 this sounds like a made-up story just in time for halloween.

but everyone's nightmare really happened to a new york city woman and she's still struggling to get over it.

Uzzah

Mental note - practical joke ideas to play on Mary