A wife was constantly complaining to her husband about being so small chested.
She treied everything, creams, pills, exercises ..nothing worked. She broke down crying and was asking her husband about getting surgery and implants.
the husband finally had enough. He told his wife, "dear all you need to do is twice a day, grab toilet paper and rub it against your chest. Your bust will grow."
She looked at him him in amazement, 'Really? What good will that do?'
He replied, "We'll you do that to your ass and look at how huge that is!"
Memorial services are being held for him this Tuesday.