For those that missed it the first few times, I proudly re-introduce
Simon's bad joke thread.....
frog joke.
a frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
name plate that the teller's name is patricia whack.
For those that missed it the first few times, I proudly re-introduce
Simon's bad joke thread.....
in my experience with elders in the past i was counseled for many things, most trivial and stupid, but some were serious issues.
one thing i noticed was that the elders always seemed to approach issues with some preconceived ideas, or they would try to read between the lines rather than actually listen to what i was saying.
others i know have had similar experiences.
When you combine that with their haughty attitudes, I felt that they weren't qualified to kiss my left asscheek.
Walter:
I certainly hope you didn't ask that former elder you met with last week to do that! LOL He's got major issues with guys asking him to kiss either ass cheek. ROFL
Now if you had been a tall blonde female, he'd probably take you up on it.
Seriously, despite his sincerity as an elder he had no real training except that given to him by Bethel. I remember him telling me about his having to give a talk on marriage as a 29 year old single elder. Who was the brain child that came up with that assignment?
Sometimes the folks in the congregation need professional advice or counsel, not elders, sincere ones nor the cold hearted insensitive arrogant ones. Real loving friends often can do much the same role as what even a sincere elder does and they don't disappear after the crisis is over either.
the forum is moving rather slowly so i figured i'd spice it up a little.
so i'd like you to give any random thoughts you have pertaining to the topic
here's my contribution: an intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
The guy with the doorknob was likely in-bare-assed
Rectum? Darn near killed em
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http://exjw.meetup.com/members/
friends to see
Considering the interest many fundamentalists have historically shown (including the various incarnations of Jah Christians here) in promoting this site I am suspicious of the 'information gathering' being done.
I personally will not sign up with them but will support the meet ups if I can. I don't need to sign up in order to associate with people.
I am not telling people not to sign up but just be cautious and be sure to use an anonymous mail program such as hotmail or yahoo email addy when you do so.
Uzzah
sikh men hit the catwalk .
by jonathan beale .
bbc correspondent in delhi
Valis:
You have a sikh sense of humor
dr pawlowski from wroclaw university, poland, has found that the perfect height ratio to find your ideal partner.
aparently the man should be 1.09x taller than the woman.
this would give my ideal partner height at 5ft, which more than half of my girlfriends have been!!!.
Of course Mike Myers (Austin Powers) is a Toronto boy so what does that tell ya!!
I can't blame Elsewhere for trying to be more like us Canuckistani's
heh heh heh
Uzzah
subliminal images in watchtower stuff:.
http://watchtower.observer.org/apps/pbcs.dll/section?category=subliminalimages and there are many more than this.. what i want to know is - why?
what purposes do these images serve?
Re: subliminal images:
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/56639/831685/post.ashx#831685
i find myself finally becoming accustomed to the fact that i am single again.
i am no longer thinking in couple terms and i now cook to please only me.
it's fun and scary all at the same time.
You mean the hot dog vendors just up the road from the home of next year's Stanley Cup Champions?
Okay a Leaf fan can dream can't he? I don't see the Leafs making much of a showing this year unfortunately. At least we still have the Hockey Hall of Fame here so we can relish in past glories albeit 30 year old past glories.
So any news in Detroit of the goaltenders situation. I haven't heard what is going to happen to CuJo yet. I don't see him being willing to be a bench warmer for the season.
Uzzah
PS - I thought I was posting this in the Detroit thread. Sorry to go off topic here.
we believe that every red-blooded american can feel a lot less guilty about eating those bovine friends of ours if they just apologize to a cow.. we understand that not everyone has a farm nearby, so we are here to help!.
if you would just read the below apology then sign your name and give a short personal message to the cow, we will print out the list of all the people on the apology and read it to a real live cow!.
it's just that simple!.
Elsewhere:
You realize that is nothing but a site sponsored by the secret Societies that are scheming on taking over world domination.
Just like the sublimal illustrations in the WT Scoiety publications being sponsored by these JIOR Masonic zionist power mongers, this ad is directing people to the Freemasons...
Note the admonition to STEER to the MASONs?
Scary eh? And I find if I stare at the cow long enough I start to see faces. Those bastards are everywhere!!
Uzzah - the entire post above is written with tongue embedded in cheek
moral.
it is a response to an injustice (a moral wrong).. it is a turning to the "good" in the face of this wrongdoing.
goodwill.
Interesting stuff.
Uzzah
editted to avoid causing further hurt feelings. It was not meant as an atack against Stinky Pants