I got a visit!! I registered on jw.org for a visit after completing the 'do you want a JW to visit your home?'.
It took them three weeks. When they arrived on the Saturday morning around 10.00 am (as I designated) it was totally unexpected lol. So I yelled at my dog to shut up, she barks when ever anyone comes close to the house. I knew they heard me say this and answering the door or instead of hiding, I just continued with my day to day stuff. They only knocked a second time and then left. This was 2 weeks ago and feel I am not a return visit. I guess a literature stand is a lot easier . And the JW's assigned to my visit have responded to the requests for visits via their website. They can count the most important thing about their faith "time!!!"