Maybe I'll just let my wife watch the show. I can put on my suit and badge, go outside, be an attendant in security, and watch my cars in the driveway. At the 45 minute mark, I will come in and take attendance and confirm that she is watching.
I'm thinking when I am walking around in my suit in the sun and watching my cars, it will be a good witness for my neighbors. Perhaps when they see me, I can show them my badge and invite them to one of the sessions.