Posts by RubaDub

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"The Best Convention Ever" - 2020 starts today

by bats in the belfry in

dress up for the show.

... and now please be seated.

proudly presenting your 2020 convention program.. ... and, thank god, for the ff button on my player.

RubaDub

I think, Samuel never drove a Porsche

fastJehu ...

Yes. I bet he never drove a 28 foot Boston Whaler with twin 425 HP Yamahas either.

I think either the Porsche or the Boston Whaler can satisfy the need for a "spiritual experience."

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236 Words On Scrabble Are Being Removed So That Some People Do Not Get Offended

by minimus in

jw
friends

i play scrabble all the time.

i guess they are getting rid of any racist type words.

damn, i wonder if i can still use blackface.

RubaDub

Umm Rub ...I never sang that song

Min ...

We had that song in our songbook in school. You were ahead of the curve not singing it.

After looking at the words again that we sang in school, I need to take a shower.

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"The Best Convention Ever" - 2020 starts today

by bats in the belfry in

dress up for the show.

... and now please be seated.

proudly presenting your 2020 convention program.. ... and, thank god, for the ff button on my player.

RubaDub

After prayerful consideration of the matter I mentioned above, instead of the soda, maybe for my wife and I a quart of orange juice mixed with a pint of vodka will be preferable

(It will give me flashbacks to the days of outdoor assemblies when groups of us would create various "mixes" and sit in the upper levels of the baseball stadiums they used and just sit and smile; when everybody clapped for whatever reason you clapped).

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"The Best Convention Ever" - 2020 starts today

by bats in the belfry in

dress up for the show.

... and now please be seated.

proudly presenting your 2020 convention program.. ... and, thank god, for the ff button on my player.

RubaDub

I am going to listen to it ... I have to do so because if asked, I can say, "Wasn't that a wonder talk by Brother ABC?" And then I can ask, "Wasn't that very encouraging?"

I am thinking about wearing a nice suit, pack a couple of sandwiches, chips, soda, park my car 5 blocks away, and walk back to my house. I will bring the plastic chairs in from the patio to sit on.

Every time the speaker raises his voice, asks a question and pauses, I will clap

I'm trying to get mentally in the mood for this spiritual banquet.

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Do You Believe Polls Saying Trump Will Lose To Biden?

by minimus in

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friends

a new fox poll says biden is up by 12 percentage points.

of course, most other polls say trump will be trounced this time around.. do you think the polls might be right this time?

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RubaDub

Maybe it's just me, but I just got this visual of Trump screaming and cussing and then Biden not realizing that he is scratching his back with the colonoscopy stick.

I know, I know, I need to take my meds and go to sleep.

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What has SARS Cov 2 been doing since 2004?

by BoogerMan in

in 2002-2004 - during its first time around - that "pandemic" killed 774 people worldwide and then "evaporated.".

strange how viruses "work.

".

RubaDub

As I understand it, SARS Cov 2 lost is sponsorship. Without the cash flow, all gone.

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Do You Believe Polls Saying Trump Will Lose To Biden?

by minimus in

jw
friends

a new fox poll says biden is up by 12 percentage points.

of course, most other polls say trump will be trounced this time around.. do you think the polls might be right this time?

.

RubaDub

@wolverines ...

You are correct. As in the case of my colonoscopy, you are either getting it by an old guy (Biden) smiling at you or some old miserable fat guy (Trump) calling you a son-of-a-bitch for wasting his time.

In the end, same results. Enjoy the insertion. When you wake up, just smile.

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Do You Believe Polls Saying Trump Will Lose To Biden?

by minimus in

jw
friends

a new fox poll says biden is up by 12 percentage points.

of course, most other polls say trump will be trounced this time around.. do you think the polls might be right this time?

.

RubaDub

Even if Trump were referring to me, I'd rather have that any day over Uncle Joe's insincere, phoney smile. Trump is out with it, and I find that to be refreshing.

@Magnum ...

That may be OK with some. I get it. Maybe it is just the way the message is presented.

When I turned 60 and had the colonoscopy thing recently, it was more refreshing to hear the doctor say that all will be well and you won't feel anything as opposed to a doctor screaming that we are going to stick this thing up your ass.

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