I don't have the hanging down parts to do it (and my wife would probably divorce me), but I just got my Beevis and Butthead shirts from Walmart. I bought two with Beevis doing his alter ego thing as Cornholio. She told me not to even wear them outside of the house.
https://www.walmart.com/search/?query=cornholio
You don't know how much I would love to wear one and when you do the raise your hand thing and make a comment in the Zoom WT study, walking back and forth in front of the camera, yelling "I am Brother Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole. Are you threatening me? Do not upset my bunghole."
It's what dreams would be made of.