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  Desperate plea for help with my comedy routine

  by berylblue in

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  i have to have a final routine by wednesday.

  i am at the point in my routine where i'm saying that after my husband left, i didn't know what to do with myself, so i became a jw.

  i go into how it was confusing for me, as an ex catholic, i used to knock on people's doors and invite them to bingo (first question: does this work?

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  berylblue

  ...posts hung out in cyberspace until the posting limit time was up...hence the double post.

  However, that was really good stuff. I can't use it, however; it has to be kept relatively clean. Someone in my class wanted to try something similar, and was shot down by the instructor, in whose club we will perform.

  I don't know the audience, really. Since it is in a predominantly upper-class whjte town, my guess would be college educated professionals. The age group, I am not sure of. Since the students in my class are bringing a lot of guests, and my classmates are all younger, a lot of the audience should be in their 30s. That's my guess, anyway.

  Thanks, everyone.

  Beryl

  And how do I put a frigging picture up in my profile ? I get error message after error message.
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  HELP! My comedy routine has to be complete in two days...

  by berylblue in

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  i need a funny reason why i was disfellowshipped.

  like giving out watchtowers...to whom?

  there's so much wit here.

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  ...Please. I need a funny reason why I was disfellowshipped. Like giving out Watchtowers...to whom? And what did they do with them? I know you can help, all. There's so much wit here.

  Also, I can't attach a photo to my file. Please help me figure this out....

  Your help is most appreciated.

  Beryl
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  Bethel is reading, so lets give them a count, How many people here NOW are

  by Its so simple in

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  active jw's that are catching on to the geisers back on the farm?.

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  They`d let a real dub die in a heartbeat for things they do on a daily basis..

  This is, sadly, all too true.

  Beryl
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  Bethel is reading, so lets give them a count, How many people here NOW are

  by Its so simple in

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  active jw's that are catching on to the geisers back on the farm?.

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  They`d let a real dub die in a heartbeat for things they do on a daily basis..

  This is, sadly, all too true.

  Beryl
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  Hello!!

  by Prufrock in

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  great start to my posting career posting my intro in the announcements.

  anyway i wanted to say hello to everyone and thanks for a year of emotional support, though you knew not what you were doing.

  hopefully i can contribute from now on.

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  berylblue

  Someone, help! Why can't I insert my picture in my profile? Well, it's not my picture per se, but a picture.

  Beryl
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  Hello!!

  by Prufrock in

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  great start to my posting career posting my intro in the announcements.

  anyway i wanted to say hello to everyone and thanks for a year of emotional support, though you knew not what you were doing.

  hopefully i can contribute from now on.

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  Welcome

  Beryl
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  JWs Advertising on TV now

  by eisenstein in

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  we were just watching er rerun episodes back to back...after the second episode finished chachasmum and i saw an advertisement for the jws.

  it started out showing a teenage girl on the computer like she was in a chat room...and it was showing her write love notes to someone whom she thought might be a teenage boy...and a voice over said something like...parents protect your children...then it showed an old, fat man with a bottle of beer, sitting back typing on the computer...then all of a sudden it said, "teach your children knowledge, wisdom and thinking ability"...it caught my ear and i looked closer at the bottom of the screen it read: christian congregation of jehovah's witnesses...and gave a 1-800 number.

  looks like they are stealing the mormons' pitch.

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  ..then it showed an old, fat man with a bottle of beer, sitting back typing on the computer...then

  He was probably an apostate too.

  Beryl
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  Why is it not considered Terrorism when the US is Involved?????

  by Judas in

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  why is it not considered terrorism when the us is involved????

  the new world order is a dream.

  the only thing left after a nuclear winter are cockroaches.

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  Well, I can't get upset over any thing any one has said here. Maybe if I'd never posted anything I'd regretted...but I've done it way too often.

  Beryl
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  To the user or lurker who talked to the elders about me. Give me a call!

  by pr_capone in

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  ok, whomever you are.

  i must assume that i know you personaly.

  i have my ideas who it is simply because i dont know very many people who are competent on the computer enough to find this site and are jw themselves.. .

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  berylblue

  Only a true slimeball would do this.

  Beryl
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  Friendly fire?...Don't the Yanks ever learn?

  by searchfothetruth in

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  the british forces are under double pressure as they not only have to be aware of attacks from the iraqi's but they have to keep one eye on their american friends.. during the last gulf war, the americans inflicted more casualties on the coalition forces than the iraqi's did.. friendly fire seems to be limited to the americans.

  you never hear of the royal marines accidentally shooting up a car of journalists or blowing an american plane out of the sky.... but, what am i saying, the americans have a president that has attacked another nation without just cause... so thats where they get it from.. watch out boys!...the americans are about.

  take cover.

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  berylblue

  Contrary to popular belief, I am not that much of an idiot

  Of course you're not.

  Beryl