I grew up in North Carolina and Virginia... My wife is BRITISH.......It tuk may a wall to leyrn anglesh (says it took me a while to learn english) But we communicate just fine in the dark....
kat_newmas
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I baygoona speak English for a bag of suck
by Brummie inwith the current arguments about english language: this is the vernacular of a true born & bred englishman, some of us dont even speak english in england:.
what slang words are common in your area?.
http://www.virtualbrum.co.uk/slang.htmbrummie and black country slang word and phrases.
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Do You Have Any Elder Fantasies???
by minimus insphere gave a comment on my thread about wanting to beat someone up and he/she said that they had elder fantasies.
do you have any elder fantasies that you would like to share?
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kat_newmas
My fantasy involves one elder in particular, and about ten feet of good strong rope. I would tie him to the back of the Saturn, and take a lil joy ride through a cow field. I would just keep yelling out the window "Hey! you gonna keep telling my mother she shouldnt see me? huh?" "I say, I cant hear you... well are ya or not?"
but I am really a very peaceful man. I dont think I could ever actually hurt someone..... but you did say Fantasy.
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When you are admitted to hospital... (a suggestion)
by ozziepost inon another thread, princess has raised a very important point for all ex-dubs and fadeaways.apparently when you register and fill in the religious affiliation blank they give that info to the elders if they ask.
if you are a "repeat customer" i.e.
you're booking in at a hospital that you've previously been admitted to, there will be pre-existing details on their database about you.
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kat_newmas
I wonder if that would include anything you may have signed in the past regaurding blood transfusions?
I mean, I would hate to be laying there bleeding to death, and unable to say "I didnt mean that! ... Poke that tube in me and start pumping!"
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Ozzie's Weekend Poll #40
by ozziepost inwe're 40 today!
to mark the occasion, we have a "special request" topic for this weekend's poll.
it comes from onacruse.
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kat_newmas
Other... Just look at them with a silly grin, raise the sheet up and say "Gee, do you think that thingy growing on my pee-pee looks like its healing?"
if they stuck around after that, I would re-join the congregation.
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"We are also found false witnesses of God"
by Noumenon in1 corinthians 15: 15 says "morever, we are also found false witnesses of god, because we have borne witness against god that he raised up the christ, but whom he did not raise up if the dead are really not to be raised up.".
jw's are guilty of being false witnesses to god in a similar manner as paul states above, because of their insistence that jesus was enthroned as king in heaven in 1914. they need to ditch this unconvincing teaching propped up by it's dodgy chronology.
it's high time to realise that there was no invisible 'parousia' that started in that year, and that christ's parousia is still a future event, to commence when he sits on his white horse and goes into battle at armageddon..
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kat_newmas
True... but I was assuming of course in my statement that you already accept the bible as the word of god.
I dont know where this belief would leave documents like the Koran (spelling?) or all the other ancient and wise writings throughout the ages. Christianity is but one of many beliefs. It is also one of the few that teach that It alone is the path to god.
*** mind you though.... I am not here to change your mind or beliefs. I just make a bunch of opinionated statements that may or may not, have legitimate grounds to stand on. But hey, cant help that I was raised a JW.... it is the "nature of the beast" I suppose.
I myself semi-follow the druidic structure of belief. I do not believe that one truth can be made to fit all. Each man must find his own path to God. It is the only conflict I have with Christianity in General... they would have their "truth" be stretched to fit everyone. They teach that they alone have the path to the Dweller of the Heavens, and that all others are condemned.
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IS JEHOVAH GOD AN AN ALIEN ?????? CRAZY 5 MINUTES
by nightwarrior in1) jehovah is a spirit creature , you agree with this ,ok.. now let us move on , also we have been shown throughout the scriptures that jehovah god is seen as a bright light,no man has ever seen him they have only been able to see or feel his radiance,men have felt his glory,men have felt his presence,even mosess wasnot able to withstand the eminence radiating from god,.
when we look to the collection of various animals on the earth, take africa for instance,hundreds of different species,roaming around the planet earth all in specific herds ,lions monkeys, birds,zebra etc etc is this seen as a zooalogical collection placed on the planet by a supreme being.. .
look to the larger picture, what are your thoughts are humans also a part of this great collection,if man is a part of this collection ,what planet was he abducted from ,and whom done the abduction????????????????.
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kat_newmas
um... no... that is a tree behind me... I am the naked one. The pic was from a photo shoot to promote a string of art called "Kat Newmas in his Natural Environment". I sort of Identify with cats... cause they avoid the humans, until they need to be fed or have their ears scratched.
And um... most humans actually appear naked at first... then someone tells them it is shameful, and forces them to put clothing on.
But I know... its all in fun.... Kat Newmas will tolerate humans being funny....
Kat purrrs and scurries off into the darkness, hoping to find a ball of yarn to play with.
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IS JEHOVAH GOD AN AN ALIEN ?????? CRAZY 5 MINUTES
by nightwarrior in1) jehovah is a spirit creature , you agree with this ,ok.. now let us move on , also we have been shown throughout the scriptures that jehovah god is seen as a bright light,no man has ever seen him they have only been able to see or feel his radiance,men have felt his glory,men have felt his presence,even mosess wasnot able to withstand the eminence radiating from god,.
when we look to the collection of various animals on the earth, take africa for instance,hundreds of different species,roaming around the planet earth all in specific herds ,lions monkeys, birds,zebra etc etc is this seen as a zooalogical collection placed on the planet by a supreme being.. .
look to the larger picture, what are your thoughts are humans also a part of this great collection,if man is a part of this collection ,what planet was he abducted from ,and whom done the abduction????????????????.
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kat_newmas
If you mean like "lizard people alien from the planet Zarkon" type alien... then I doubt it. I doubt, given the overall intelligence of the human race; that "aliens" would have to go that far to control the planet earth.
I mean, we are a species that once believed that the sun was "riding" across the sky, and that little blue people come to life and dance around children's beds while they sleep. So I dont see the need for a really inteligent being to go to such great lengths to get us.
But if Jehovah is an alien, he better hurry up and land the mother ship.... cause we are starting to figure out that dinosaurs were here a million years ago, and that the earth is a little older than six-thousand years.
Blue people. . . need I say more.... little tiny blue people, and they eat red berries and sing songs, and make smurfberry wine and..... yeah... aliens.
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I am fighting back
by thetruthaboutjws inhi this is my first post here.
so i should probably introduce myself.
i live in a small community i was reaised for 17 years as a witness.
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kat_newmas
You Apostate! YOU HERETIC! You will not have everlasting life if you "bring your fellow man to ruin" in this way!
Just kidding.... but get used to it... that is just a lil taste of what will be coming.
Love the Graphic.... I am a Graphic Design Artist as well, also do alot of painting murals.
Kat Newmas offers his services free of charge
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"We are also found false witnesses of God"
by Noumenon in1 corinthians 15: 15 says "morever, we are also found false witnesses of god, because we have borne witness against god that he raised up the christ, but whom he did not raise up if the dead are really not to be raised up.".
jw's are guilty of being false witnesses to god in a similar manner as paul states above, because of their insistence that jesus was enthroned as king in heaven in 1914. they need to ditch this unconvincing teaching propped up by it's dodgy chronology.
it's high time to realise that there was no invisible 'parousia' that started in that year, and that christ's parousia is still a future event, to commence when he sits on his white horse and goes into battle at armageddon..
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kat_newmas
I have said this before.... You can make the bible say anything.... CONTEXT. It has been used since it's birth to justify everything from murder, to abortion, to war, to torture. It has been used to condemn everything from murder, to abortion, to war, to torture.
Some take Revelations literally, but Genesis figuratively... and so on.
It is my personal belief that the bible does contain some great wisdom, if you look hard enough. It is also my belief that the bible was written by the hand of man, and anytime man is involved you can bet he is going to have his own agenda.
Whether you call it The New World Translation or The King James Version, you cannot deny that "translation" and "version" both indicate, that someone re-wrote the thing after its original conception.
** Just a thought and if you have an answer, I am glad to hear it. I always wondered why a Letter from Paul, or a Letter to Timothy, has now become "the word of God". Go out and buy yourself a RED LETTER edition of the bible, and cut out all the things in red and paste them in a scrapbook.... there.... divine wisdom.... out of the mouth of the Nazarene, who claims to be the son of God.... the rest of it, is poetry and letters that have somehow come to be "God's Law". I am not denying that there isnt wisdom in some of those things, or that the poetry isnt "inspirational".... but you have a bunch of Grown folks out there killing each other over it. (of course man has killed each other in the name of God since time began)
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Even MORE Things Eating at MY Mind
by Francois ini like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires.
i believe the money i make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.
guns do not make you a killer.
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kat_newmas
Enjoyed your original Post Francois. I am nowhere near as articulate.... but in short, you have trashed "political correctness" and I for one think that's pretty neat.
I dont like being unable to call the kettle black; so to speak, just because it may offend our "sensitive little nation".
Gonads man...... something this country could use a little of.