And I thought Saddam was evil! But seriously, Jehovah was just funnin' around and he has the ultimate right to decide who dies and lives and we really can't understand his perfect reasoning, right? He really meant he loved the little babies who's hearts were ripped out. And their parents were evil so the babies were going to grow up to be evil no matter what, which is about par for the course, unless it's a birdie. No wonder he used murderers like David and Solomon to write part of the Bible. Like father like son.
Come to think of it, I should be shunning my sisters for believing in such a horrible god instead of them shunning me for rejecting "him," as if he really exists. I don't worship murderers. Call me crazy if you will.