Compost happens!
All I need to know about trees I learned from a beaver.
Tit for tat!
Eat a tree and die young.
Never underestimate the shrewdness of a tree!
This tree gave its life to save others.
Green Peace says: "Serves him right! That tree is a protected species."
Never turn your back on a vengeful tree!
Some guys are under the false impression that a full meal low in trans-fat can't kill you.
As the Scriptures say, "You cut off my feet, I'll crush your back!"
Guess who will be buried first!
Another vegan bites the dust!
Fast teeth and slow legs precede quick death!
Deadly as a beaver to a tree - or is it the other way around?
Haste saves waist!