LMAO
thanks viv. that reminds of a soldier friend of mine who was in germany on a NATO exercise. he was with the british pioneer corps who were guarding a convoy of mobile missiles. the only way anyone could enter the convoy was at either end and not anywhere else, otherwise they could be killed (seriously). this US general thought because he was a General didnt have to follow this protocol and decided he would enter along the middle. this corporal stopped him, the general went into a rave about how he was a US general and he could go anywhere he damned well pleased. the corporal warned him that if he attempted to enter that he would be bayoneted, and that he should enter the convoy at either end. a few seconds later the general was lying on the ground yelping, with a stab wound to his shoulder.