These poor sods are deluding themselves, talking up their faith as if it's regular and almost quite cool!
scotsman
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Death In the Family, How do I handle this ??? HELP !!!
by run dont walk inmy mom (die hard witness), is not doing well, she called me for the first time in over 3 years on sunday, she probaly has a year or less left in her, we had a good chat, she cried alot and said how sorry she was, and that there might be something to the things i have said.
(wow i almost fell over).
and then today my grandma died at age 100 (witness for 75 years +).
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scotsman
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If I were you, I wouldn't go. I've been to a funeral in a KH since I left and it left me feeling like sh*t. Surrounded by people I'd grown up with who were friendly but distant, hammered home that I was no longer their friend.
Hell, you can solve that problem by showing up with three slutty women... one on your left arm and two on your right arm next to each other.
Make sure they wear really tight miniskirts, a tube top that shows way too much cleavage and too much makeup. As Icing on the cake you can have them smoke and chew gum really loud. Hell, for kicks you could have one of them ask very loudly: "Baby, when do I get to go down on you again?".
That really would confuse them, seeing as they all think I'm gay. Maybe a trio of trannies would be more fun...(apologies for any perceived disrespect for the dead, but I didn't start it!)
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Death In the Family, How do I handle this ??? HELP !!!
by run dont walk inmy mom (die hard witness), is not doing well, she called me for the first time in over 3 years on sunday, she probaly has a year or less left in her, we had a good chat, she cried alot and said how sorry she was, and that there might be something to the things i have said.
(wow i almost fell over).
and then today my grandma died at age 100 (witness for 75 years +).
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scotsman
If I were you, I wouldn't go. I've been to a funeral in a KH since I left and it left me feeling like sh*t. Surrounded by people I'd grown up with who were friendly but distant, hammered home that I was no longer their friend. My mum cried because I didn't sing the songs, although she thought it right that I didn't sing praise to something I don't believe in. I won't be going to my mum's funeral either and she knows. I couldn't face having to be nice (or nasty) to the family and friends who shun me, while simultaneously grieving. We've agreed that I get to scatter her ashes for my own sense of closure.
People talk about going out of respect etc, well, your grandmother is gone and I doubt it'll concern her whether you attend, but if you care what other people think about you, then you might have to go. I also think that the notion of funerals providing "closure" somewhat of a myth. Having been through family bereavement I can safely say that I didn't care who attended the funerals or what form they took, what mattered was those that were there for mein the days, weeks, months and years that followed.
Just my tuppence, and good luck whatever you decide.
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scotsman
That's what's so lovely about Little Toe, he just swings wherever that sparkly hebridean dust takes him.
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scotsman
Aren't we all head over heels for Little Toe?
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Cillit Bang!!!
by PaulJ in.
i dont know if you get this in the usa, but fellow brits may find this cillit bang remix advert funny.... i know i did.... theres also an esure one on there as well..... http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/03/cillit-bang-remix.html
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scotsman
Cillit Bang was funny, but not as hilarious as Modern Toss 1.
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scotsman
Tij
anything in fact except the kaiser chiefs
Well, you are a bit old for them... or is it because they're not gay enough?
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scotsman
Martha Wainwright - Bloody Mother F*ckin *sshole
Sweet song to rip my flat apart to, ready for the floors to be stripped, stained and varnished on Monday.
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Did you ever see an elder with a 2 door car?
by JH in.
i already bought 2 door cars, and the witnesses didn't like it... i felt looked down upon, as it was a sin to buy a 2 door car.. now imagine an elder buying a 2 door car....
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scotsman
I see it is an American thing.
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Did you ever see an elder with a 2 door car?
by JH in.
i already bought 2 door cars, and the witnesses didn't like it... i felt looked down upon, as it was a sin to buy a 2 door car.. now imagine an elder buying a 2 door car....
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scotsman
I was an elder and I only ever had two door cars. Is this an American thing?