Posts by SLOAN

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HOW LONG WERE YOU A JW?

by hamptonite21 in

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93 did the dunk!

99 df'd

SLOAN

0-29. Babtized at 12. Out and free for the past 2 years. WOOHOO!!!!

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What's sex?

by JH in

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imagine when the earthly resurrection will begin, and maybe 20 billion people who lived in the past will have a second chance to live eternally, but this time without sex (luke 20:35).

having to live an eternal life without having the passion of love, and no sex whatsoever.

how would you cope with this?

SLOAN

Don't resurrect me after I die!!! (SHEESH) Call that torture NOT paradise!!!

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Where Have All The Pretty Women Gone?

by Englishman in

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to explain: i recall in the 60's and 70's driving down portsmouths commercial road during a lunch time.

in the summer, there would be dozens of pretty girls strolling along, enjoying their lunch breaks.. high-heeled, well groomed and shapely of leg and well turned ankle, these delightful creatures smelled as good as they looked and were a real tonic to an over worked young man such as me.. so where are all the pretty women now?

all i see these days are skinny women with their boobies pushed up to their chins and half a pound of shrapnel punched through their noses and ears.

SLOAN

Awe, poor Englishman!!

I live in FL and there a LOTS of pretty women. Sorry you're not getting your fill of eye~candy. Come and visit FL.

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BILL BOWEN IS ALIVE AND WELL

by SLOAN in

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hate to disappoint some of you but my brother~in~law is just fine.. just wanted to clear that issue up.. also a word of caution to any caring and generous souls who may be tempted to send any donations to an e-mail that you might have recieved from someone claiming to be silentlambs.

it is not sl so please use caution and consider yourselves warned!!!!!!!!.

thank you for your attention on this matter.

SLOAN

Hate to disappoint some of you but my Brother~in~law is JUST FINE.

Just wanted to clear that issue up.

Also a word of caution to any caring and generous souls who may be tempted to send any donations to an e-mail that you might have recieved from someone CLAIMING to be SilentLambs. IT IS NOT SL so please use caution and consider yourselves warned!!!!!!!!

Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Love and Blessings to ALL!!

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Silentlambs died? someones idea of a sick joke

by Vivamus in

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i just received this email: ----- original message ----- from: <[email protected]>to: <[email protected]>sent: tuesday, november 12, 2002 11:41 amsubject: sad news.

> announcement.

> silentlambs was found dead this morning at 5.00am.

SLOAN

I assure all that BILL BOWEN is ALIVE and WELL!!!!!!!!!! As MY SISTER is married to the man!!!!!!

Simon, I hope that you are looking in to this.

I also wanted to mention that this OTHER e-mail REQUESTING DONATIONS: IS NOT FROM SILENT LAMBS!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DO NOT DONATE TO THIS PERSON! I would HATE to see any of you be scammed by this horrible person. BEWARE!!

TAKE CARE ALL!! Thank you for your love and concern for those of you who have displayed it.

Rev, thanks sweetheart for clearing things up for everyone. love to you.

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PERFECT

by Derrick in

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would not you enjoy perfection in all these sparkling facets?perfect life?perfect i.q.

?perfect mind?perfect looks?perfect health?perfect house?perfect intellect?perfect happiness?perfect knowledge?perfect government?perfect infrastructure?perfect loving marriage?perfect spectacular sex?perfect standard of living?perfect specimen of a body?perfect prosperous happy world?perfect infinite lifespan with all the above?.

on top of all this the frosting on the cake is earth becoming a perfect planet where every square inch of surface area is like a lush botanical garden.. i dare anyone to tell me with a clear conscience they would not want all of this and look forward to wonderful things that surpass the scope of our imaginations.

SLOAN

How boring!!!!

Imperfection is what makes our lives interesting and allows us to grow, feel and love more deeply. I prefer variety and some imperfection.

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Do you still call on God, by the name Jehovah?

by LyinEyes in

the other night i was upset and decided to pray to god.

i was outside looking at the stars and wondering if i was talking to myself or if he is really out there somewhere.. as i prayed i didnt know who to address, i have said jehovah, jesus, father, who ever is out there please hear me.

i don' t mean to be disrespectful in saying it that way , but just confused.. many of you know we havent been to a meeting in over a year .

SLOAN

LyinEyes,

I do still pray sometimes. But I'm with Mulan on the, "Jehovah" thing!!
I do not use the name Jehovah.

I truely believe that whatever higher power is out there will hear you and listens to you. Do what makes you comfortable. I think the way that you've been praying is very nice. Have a great day!!

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