My heart skipped a beat with my eyes popping out of my head when I saw that title.
Geez I think you scared everyone. That wasn't nice.
Does Katie know how to give spankings. Because I think you need one
calamityjane
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Katie just left me
by onacruse in...to visit her family in az and ca.
(she'll flog me when she comes home next week.
it's just incredible how free we both feel.
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attention apostasy sucks.
by MOLHIE-NIGG inoh after my last posts i had great fun reading the response's that were posted.
i am just trying to figure out what is wrong with you people, your'e response's are predictable and indeed amusing in many cases.
the first hint a someone defending and apparently being a jw and the 3 camps come out of the woodwork with their charm and tact to help a the poor jw realize the truth for what it is.
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calamityjane
i will have you know i have the most lovely soft skin and my golden locks are the envy of my congregation.
cough, choke, sputter, sputter, I think I just choked on a piece of my troll sandwich
i have just been appointed chief microphone attendant
Well whoop dee do! Don't get the pole stuck up your @$ss.
the sisters drool when i breeze up and down the aisles.
You wish.
Yuck, I think I got a piece of the sandwich stuck in between my teeth, picking it out and spitting it out now
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My Letter to the Elders in My Late Father's Congregation
by cruzanheart inwell, guys, here it is.
it's going in the mail tomorrow.
it's for me but, dad, it's also for you.
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calamityjane
Thank you for sharing that with us.
Gives me a better understanding as to what you have been enduring and reminds me how heartless these elders can be with their stupid thoughtless words.
They do have a lot to answer for
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Hey XJW_B12 I have your sports illustrated swimsuit edition.
by calamityjane in.
so what's in it for me?.
cj
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calamityjane
So what's in it for me?
CJ
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calamityjane
Awsome work as usual Syn. Thanks for the laugh.
LOL
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SERENA ALERT
by BONEZZ indid anyone (guys) catch the sports illustrated swimsuit edition?
zowie!
serena looking very fine and...er...spiritual in her white bikini.
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Hey CJ. Where is my copy ???
Stop drooling xjw. I'll get you a copy today when I get groceries. Love ya too.
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Do u feel u missed out being a JW Teen?
by Shytears indo you feel that you missed out on the social part?emotional part?how do u feel your parents handled it?were they strict,let u do anything?
i just have alot going thru my mind,just wanted to hear some of your comments
laura
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Hey, Oro. That's great that you had balanced parents when you were a JW TEEN Whoopdee do!
So what makes you think that we would have done all those stupid things, we just wanted to lead normal lives.
Xander hit the nail on the head with his thoughts. I'm with him.
Give yourself a pat on the back, that you were so great, Eduardo
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Do u feel u missed out being a JW Teen?
by Shytears indo you feel that you missed out on the social part?emotional part?how do u feel your parents handled it?were they strict,let u do anything?
i just have alot going thru my mind,just wanted to hear some of your comments
laura
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calamityjane
Sure did miss out as a teen.
It wasn't fun growing up as a JW teen. I was good in sports, and the gym teachers would pester me to try out for the different teams. I would always try to avoid the subject, because I really didn't want to get into the religion aspect of it with the teachers. I would just say I was too busy to be involved in extracurricular activities after school. I hated that because I liked to play basketball, volleyball, I would have loved to try out as a cheerleader, but never had the chance.
I had to go behind my parents back if I liked a boy. I would sneak out, lie to them as to where I was going, and then certain jw dubs would see me (rats!) and then report to my parents that they saw me with a "worldly boy", and then there was hell to pay when they found out. It was like the gestapo.
Did I like my teen years, Nope. Would I like to live them over as a normal teen, Yes.
I am just thankful that my children will not have to go through that crap. They can build normal, healthy relationships.
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Theme Songs for Leaving the WTS
by blondie inhere is an edited version of a favorite of mine:.
with apologies to the eagles .
already gone well, i heard some people talkin' just the other day and they said you were gonna put me on a shelf but let me tell you i got some news for you and you'll soon find out it's true and then you'll have to eat your crap all by yourself 'cause i'm already gone and i'm feelin' strong i will sing this vict'ry song, woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo
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calamityjane
I like Queen's lyrics:
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dustYA!!!
Thats seems to be the way they are losing ones lately from the bOrg.
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It's Friggen COOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!
by Elsewhere inwe texas apostates just aren't used to this kind of weather!
it's 21 degrees and getting colder.... there is snow and sleet and freezing rain... the roads are alll frozen over with ice and people are sliding all over the place.
current conditions scroll down for map and 10-day forecast 21fheavy sleetfeels like.
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calamityjane
Good whiskey drinking weather
Yes, Sargon, I agree. A nice glass of whiskey by a fire.