today is aztec's one-year jwd anniversary/birthday!.
hugs, hugs, hugs, to carrie!.
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Aztec - its your REAL birthday??????
No silly, that's next month. In the darkest, coldest month of the year and right before everyone else is celebrating Christmas so noone notices it's my birthday time of year. LOL! I'm going to be 30 so I hope noone notices that it's my birthday this year...
~Aztec
today is aztec's one-year jwd anniversary/birthday!.
hugs, hugs, hugs, to carrie!.
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Awwwww! How sweet? A whole year of dumbass posts from me and some people still like me....LOL! Thank you Rocket!
(((Viva, Tink, Shera, PS)))
~Aztec
9. so many words rhyme with "thrity-four": score, door, bore, floor....the poetry/slogan possbilities are endless..... .
8. the ozone hole will be so big by '34, everyone will have skin cancer and wear masks to breathe easier due to pollution, so armeggedon will be a just another day in the park..... .
7. the governing body is hoping there will a cure for baldness by then...("hey, we need to enter the new kingdon in style, don'tcha think?").
the Whore of '34!
*spits diet pop all over keyboard*
Thanks Dustrabbit!
~Aztec
i see at least two males here (according to their avatars) have nipple piercings.
the only question that comes to mind is.....why?
is it something that you have done to impress women?
OUCH!
NO!
I somehow managed to get through having my ears peirced three times but I'm such a wimp! No way could I get other, more sensitive, areas done. I have a really low tolerance for pain though. I don't find male body peircing attractive but, to each their own.
~Aztec
i did for a little while today and i was cracking up!
what i saw was a younger, more naive version of myself.
i came out swinging!
Spunky, we've all changed.
(((NWS))) yeah, it's scary!
Patio, it's kind of fun to see how differant you are now. I was just cracking up at some of my old posts. What a dumbass I was!
~Aztec
why can't the browns win??!?!?!!??!?!
they obviously have talent on that team!!!!
i think coach davis has not been utilizing his players to their full potential.
Indeed Aztec, and Barry was and certainly still is one of the greatest.
I miss him!
I empathize completely, and that is the measure of a true fan. We stick with em' in tough times -- even when they last too long. Your Lions and my Browns will have their day... prolly in 2034 when the end comes!
Ah, Lastcall, I've been watching the Lions since I was 6 years old and they've always sucked. I still root for them in the off chance that they may improve. 23 years and waiting....
Yeah, they'll probably improve just in time for the big A...LOL!
~Aztec
why can't the browns win??!?!?!!??!?!
they obviously have talent on that team!!!!
i think coach davis has not been utilizing his players to their full potential.
Aztec -- please don't put the Lions in the same category as the Browns -- the Browns did make the playoffs as recently as last year.......Oh my god, people are starting to compare us to the Lions -- I guess it is worse than I thought
Hehe!
~Aztec
PS The Lions made the playoffs sometime in the early 90's. Damnit!
why can't the browns win??!?!?!!??!?!
they obviously have talent on that team!!!!
i think coach davis has not been utilizing his players to their full potential.
Hey! The Lions have won 3 whole games this year! Woohoo! Face it Maybies, the Browns and Lions are perennial losers.
Dan, all I can say is "Die Buckeyes Die"! I hate Ohio State! Blah!
~Aztec
JH, we've all made dumb posts. No worries!
~Aztec
i did for a little while today and i was cracking up!
what i saw was a younger, more naive version of myself.
i came out swinging!
An early Onanism:
Fred wants Alan's hat,
Then Fred will be The Cat With A Hat,
But Fred doesn't like the Bat,
Because the Bat will swoop in, suck out his blood, crows will peck out his eyes, rats will eat his body, maggots will consume his flesh, a rototiller will grind his whitened bones.
(Hey, what do you want? The first 3 lines had a good rythym).
Hehe!
SYN, (this one cracked me up)
Of course I do! Keeps me going for hours & hours...I swear. I used to have an ivory one, but it was too small, now I just have a hard (hehe) rubber one. See, once the blood gets in there, it'll stay there for ages, even if you're not horny anymore. Women appreciate a man who can keep an erection for several hours, believe me!
Rocket,
Yep, my Niners made a great comeback, and Jeremy Shockey can now shut up. And so can Michael Strahan, who told Terrell Owens to look at the scoreboard after the Niners made it 38-22. Strahan was handled all day and did squat. He can have his fake sack record from last year that Favre handed him on a freaking silver platter.Of course, Owens was acting up again at the end, and almost cost his team dearly, were it not for the stupid Giants' retaliations that caused offsetting penalties.
I always respected Strahan by the way, until that sack fiasco last year. Then he got big bucks and his production dropped significantly. He is still a good player though.
I don't think the Niners will beat the Bucs, but who knows, we'll see.
Sports fan as always!
Gumby, rofl at this one:
Im not gay or anything....but......if I was.....fred hall would be the hunk I would be after! What a turn on he is with his witty sense of humor! Oh ya.......he's the one
Okay, when I have more energy I may post more...LOL!
~Aztec
