Posts by happyout

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Freaky Physics - Fluff alert - Come on, try it!!!

by happyout in

while sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.

now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

your foot will change direction.

happyout

I'm replying 'cause I want more people to try it. Come on, it's fun!!

Happyout

bttt

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Freaky Physics - Fluff alert - Come on, try it!!!

by happyout in

while sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.

now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

your foot will change direction.

happyout

While sitting at your desk, lift your RIGHT FOOT off the floor and Make clockwise circles with it.

Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your RIGHT HAND.

Your foot will change direction.

Isn't that funny? I'm not sure why, but I got a HUGE kick out of that!

Happyout (just having fun)

193

Stupidest thing a JW ever told you

by Nosferatu in

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what is the stupidest thing a jw ever told you?

we all know that they say a lot of stupid things, but what really topped the cake?.

for me, it was an elder telling me i was progressing really well when my meeting attendance was down and my field service hours were slipping.

A couple, but here are two that stand out. The first was when I was out in service (I was in Jr. High or middle school) and I was talking about how much I was looking forward to my high school graduation. The pioneer sister I was working with looked down her nose at me and said, Armageddon will be here long before you graduate. I am now almost 40, so she was just a little off (much like the WTS).

The second was when I asked my sister to explain the new teaching on 1914. She hemmed and hawwed, then finally said I needed to ask her husband because he could explain it better. Translation: I have no idea, but I do what I'm told.

Happyout

4

Ping Pong Will Never Be The Same.

by Englishman in

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http://www.astercity.net/~tobik/pingpong.html

volume up!.

englishman.

happyout

There are a couple of these circulating, I hadn't seen this one before.

I think it's funny!

Happyout

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The Fine Art of Kissing

by Robdar in

i use to hate kissing.

i was a virgin until i was 19 and married.

i hadnt had a chance to experiment with kissing in my teenage years.

happyout

I think my sweetest kiss was at my wedding. My new hubby gently kissed me, and then without breaking contact, he wrapped his arms around my waist and drew me in tight. It wasn't sloppy or even really aggressive, just started off very soft and got firm. The audience started yelling, they loved it.

Happyout (fondly reminiscing)

30

Who Do You Think The Next President of the USA Will Be???

by minimus in

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i think george w. bush will be reelected.

happyout

Actually, this has been on my mind a lot lately. I hate to say it, but if the Democrats don't come up with a viable candidate, George W. will actually WIN a re-election.

I think the majority of the time he's a horse's patootie, but I haven't really seen a better alternative. Maybe they will come out of hiding as we get nearer to the election.

Happyout

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As a JW parent, what is their worst fear for their children ???

by run dont walk in

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i asked my mom to no avail, what were you so scared of that made you get involved with the jw's ???.

so, what are parents so scared of ???

pregnancy, drugs, crime, fear of death, ???.

happyout

My mom had a rather wild childhood, which included pregnancy at 14, and marriage at 15. She had several children before she turned 20. Add into that equation a husband who was a substance abuser, and you have a woman who does NOT want her children to make those mistakes. She lived in deathly fear that "the world" would entice us to leave the protection of the Borg. When I left, she was terrified that something really bad would happen to me, but it didn't. She feels a little better now that I am married, but she still believes my family and I are going to die at Armageddon.

Happyout (happy to be out from under the fear)

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Am I A Jinx?

by Undecided in

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the old kh that i founded and help build was sold and there isn't a new one here yet.

the church that i attended and help build went belly up also and is now for sale.

am i bad luck or what?.

happyout

Nope, that was just the luck of the draw.

Now, if your car breaks down, your pet runs away, and your house explodes, you might want to revisit this.

Happyout (just joshing)

42

STINKYPANTZ: has a new job!!

by RAYZORBLADE in

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stinkypantz: shout it from the rooftops, you got yerself one helluva a job!.

tell us all.....we have to know, and at the same time, congratulate you on landing it....from what i remember, they loved you, and you're going to be getting more $$..

happyout

Good for you girl, have a great time! I loved waiting tables. Good money, little job stress, and new people to play with every day(also known as customers).

I’m really happy for you.

Happyout

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Here's My Witness Experience and Why I Left

by PRB in

i got baptized as a jw around the end of 1981 and continued as an active publisher for about eight years.

however, i gradually started to become disenchanted with the organization.

it wasnt just one thing, but an accumulation of things that eventually got to me.

happyout

PRB,

Welcome to the board, and to a real life! You will find a wonderful group of opinionated, passionate, and FREE people here. We are all free to think as we like, do as we like, and say what we like (within the rules, of course). It's wonderful, and I hope you enjoy it as much as we do.

Happyout