Sorry you didn't like it heathen, just trying to lighten the mood a little bit.
meadow77
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Brains
by meadow77 in> > > > in the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their > > family member lay gravely ill. > > > > finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"i'm afraid i'm the > > bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
> > > > "the only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
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Brains
by meadow77 in> > > > in the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their > > family member lay gravely ill. > > > > finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"i'm afraid i'm the > > bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
> > > > "the only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
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meadow77
> > > > In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their > > family member lay gravely ill. > > > > Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the > > bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. > > > > "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. > > It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. > > Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain > > yourselves." > > > > The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great > > length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The > > doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female > > brain." > > > > The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding >eye > > contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to >control > > his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is >the > > male brain so much more?" > > > > The doctor smiled at the childlike innocence and explained to the entire > > group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the >price > > of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
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If you need a lift (Joelbear)
by meadow77 ini know that joelbear has been going through a rough time.
i never was a big christina aguilera fan, but her new song is so great.
i want to send it out to anyone who needs to hear how special and beautiful you are, and especially as a hug for joel.
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meadow77
I know that Joelbear has been going through a rough time. I think we all know what that's like in one way or another. I never was a big Christina Aguilera fan, but her new song is so great. I want to send it out to anyone who needs to hear how special and beautiful you are, and especially as a hug for Joel. I think it will work if you cut and paste it in your address box. Please let me know if it doesn't work.
C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Mail\attach\Copy of Christina Aguilera - Beautiful.mp3
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12 Days of Christmas
by Yerusalyim inso i'm really bad about posting everyting in the "friends" forum.
the origin of the twelve days of christmas .
you're all familiar with the christmas song, "the twelve days of christmas" i think.
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meadow77
Well I can see what your saying rem, but I'm protestant and we don't have sacrements like the catholic church does nor do I know what the apostle creed is supposed to be. The protestants and catholics differed on just a few points of doctrine. Such as infant baptism. This would be a major deal for the catholics not to be able to practice seeing as how their religion teaches that a baby must be baptised for salvation. I can ask my teacher for any ideas she may have for info or websites on the subject. We were just learning about the catholic and protestant persecutions in class, so I figured she was a good person to ask. I don't have class again until Wed. nite. I will ask her then.
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Latest JW Stats (2002)
by Simon inthe best site on the web:.
http://www.jwic.com/stat.htm.
one thing that just struck me:.
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12 Days of Christmas
by Yerusalyim inso i'm really bad about posting everyting in the "friends" forum.
the origin of the twelve days of christmas .
you're all familiar with the christmas song, "the twelve days of christmas" i think.
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Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: anyone?
by gilwarrior inmy compultion is locks.
whenever i leave my house i have to turn the doorknob two, three, four and even five times to make sure it is locked.
i have done it so much that my door knob is getting loose.
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Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: anyone?
by gilwarrior inmy compultion is locks.
whenever i leave my house i have to turn the doorknob two, three, four and even five times to make sure it is locked.
i have done it so much that my door knob is getting loose.
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THE SOPRANOS-----THE BEST SHOW ON TV
by minimus in.
tonight starts the 1st episode of the new season!
you betta watch it, or else!.....if any of you enjoy this show, please express your thoughts about this great series.
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