Hollywood's worst dressed women list is out
Mr. Blackwell unleashes abuse on tacky stars
Anna Nicole Smith takes 'top honors' on Mr. Blackwell's annual list. |
(1/7/03 - Los Angeles) Catty fashion critic Mr. Blackwell unleashed his tart tongue in his annual list of "Worst Dressed Women," and that's bad news for a lot of ladies in show business.
Here's Mr. Blackwell's rundown, complete with comments.
10. Pink: "Out of the blue pops Pink, and I'm seeing red! Cartoon-colored proof that any fashion sanity for her is really dead!"
9. Christina Aguilera: "Her barely there bimbo bombs wouldn't cover a gnat let's just call her the 'Worst Undressed' and leave it at that!"
8. Meg Ryan: "A total fashion wreck Ryan's all chills and no thrills looks like a swap-meet fashion queen in Beverly Hills!"
7. Donatella Versace: "Time to toss the peroxide once and for all She resembles a flash-fried Venus, stuck in a Miami strip mall!"
6. Anne Rice: "Her musty, dusty mausoleum wear redefines 'Queen of the Batcaves' Anne looks like a cross between Queen Victoria and the vampire Lestat!"
5. Princess Anne: "Her Royal Dowager Drag is dreary, drab and dour wake up, Anne, you're getting worse by the hour!"
4. Cameron Diaz: "Looks like she was dressed by a color-blind circus clown When it comes to fashion, it's chaos when Cameron's back in town!"
3. Shakira: "Overwrought and underdressed, she always strikes a familiar pose somebody should tell her those are probably Madonna's old clothes!"
2. Kelly Osbourne: "A fright-wigged baby doll, stuck in a Goth prom gown now we know what happened to Ozzy's hand-me-downs!"
And
1. Anna Nicole Smith:
"Anna's fashion follies are the worst of the year don't bother with a new designer Anna, just hire a structural engineer!"
On the positive side, Blackwell praised Reese Witherspoon, Debra Messing, Halle Berry, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Oprah Winfrey, Jordan's Princess Firyal, Renee Zellweger, Kate Winslet, Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Aniston as "Fabulous Fashion Independents for 2002."
For a second consecutive year, Blackwell was unable to deliver his put-downs at a news conference because surgery on his throat has left him with a weak voice, according to his spokesman, B. Harlan Boll.