This topic is right up my alley. I never thought I would actually adit this this.
I have been faking my hours for years. I even pretend to be a full time pioneer. It's not hard. I meet the group a few times a week and then go off on my "bible studies" and "return visits".
I even sleep in on the weekends. After all, I have been out all week I need time to study, pray and ponder. (HBO ON demand!)
I am a paragon of spirituality in my congregation. I have not actually been out in service for more than a hour or two a month for years.
I don't want to lose my family and friends and I sure as hell don't want to be an advocate for the malarky that this organization is putting out. So I just go alone and make up stuff. Experiences, bible studies and all the rest of it.