Posts by auntiem

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Another Little One.....

by Sentinel in

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just stopped by to let you know that we now have grandchild #4, two weeks early.

our second grandson, nicholas keith, born jan. 10th in lexington, kentucky, at 12:44pm, weighing 7 lbs.

15oz., and 21 inches, with very light brown hair.. needless to say, we can't wait to see him!

auntiem

Congradulations Sentinel on your new sweet little grandson!!!!!!!!

Hugs!

aUnTiE M

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JW: "The gospel of Satan"

by greven in

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the society has always argued that the trouble the world is in, is because it is ruled by satan.

then the other day i was reading something odd in the finished mystery: .

"it does not set the mother against her daughter and the father against his son", "one great brotherhood", "it appeals to the best, all that is good within us", "it propagates the principles of self-sacrifice, mercy, charity and benevolence, teaching men to live for the good of others and to be kind to all", "justified by our own deeds".

auntiem

Get out of her my people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gosh they gave a darn good description of themselves eh?

I did find this non-exclusice photo of the author of the very book you are reading, and I think now we know his true identity.

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FARKEL is wasting his talent.

by LDH in

wll, i for one won't stand silently by and watch farkel throw away his talent on the likes of mozart, lindt, back, beethoven blah blah blah.. i think it's about time we demanded farkel make a career move that could place him in the upper echelon of world class musical artists.. yes, ladies and gents, it's time for farkel to record the kingdom melodies for our listening pleasure!!!!.

i'm sure farkel will take requests!.

farkel, i'd like to hear "move ahead," done apostate style.

auntiem

Love yer rendition of Dubsticks Fantasy Farkle!

Post more for us!

aUnTiE M

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Place your bets please!!!

by nicolaou in

the 2002 service report will be out soon [trembles with anticipation].

last year we had 8730 memorial partakers, how many do you think we'll have now?

will a noticeable decline be a cause for excitement among the masses?

auntiem

Ouija board

Prophet board

There all the same to me.

I say 8777

aUnTiE M

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Detox Diets

by bay64me in

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i started a detox diet a couple of days ago.

i'm having headaches, (that i believe pass over a short period of time).. anybody else detoxing at the moment?.

anybody got any experience of detoxing?

auntiem

Ya know, I have been contemplating a detox diet for several weeks now but don't know how to go about it. Right now I don't have the resourses to buy a book at the health food store on the subject. Could someone email me that has done it and tell me how to get started and what to do?

Thanx!

aUnTiE M

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Noah talking to God

by Gizmo in

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noah: who is that?.

god: it's the lord thy god, noah.. noah: right ... where are ya?

you over there.. noah: what do you want?.

auntiem

Gizmo, cute story.

I can hardly wait to read episode II ( 40 days and 40 nights on board the love boat)

and then episode III (What really happened on the dock at Mt. Aarrat)

Keep up the good work!

Hugs!

aUnTiE M

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Going home

by Yerusalyim in

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well, i was supposed to have 24 hour duty today.

i went home for supper and the wife was there, supper done, looking at her wrist.

i saw a red mark, i pressed her about it.

auntiem

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Yeru and wife)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I send my love.

aUnTiE M

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Ozzie's Weekend Poll #34

by ozziepost in

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mrs ozzie prepared the lunch and i made the drinks!

our visitors were baptist folk, so there was no shiraz today, out of respect for their sensibilities!

we enjoyed our conversation about dateline/panorama/sunday and they are taking a tape of the sunday program to various church groups in the south of sydney.

auntiem

Lets see now I would have to choose #10 because the Mayan calander stops at the year 2012 and because the inside passage of the great Pyramid of Egypt is ......need I go further?

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