Interested in knowing if anyone here has had it done. It is not gastric bypass or stapling..
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7Has anyone here had "gastric lapband surgery"
by fairy in.
interested in knowing if anyone here has had it done.
it is not gastric bypass or stapling..
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rabbit joke
by fairy inonly rarely does a joke of this calibre come along!.
the rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves.. .
the following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.
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fairy
Only rarely does a joke of this calibre come along!
A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman "Can I have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?". The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves.
The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.
The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says "A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman". The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.
The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year. In walks the rabbit and says, "A Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman", smiling and accepting the tributes of the masses. The barman says, "I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties".
The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, "We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie". The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, "Are you sure I will like it?" The masses bated breath is ear shatteringly silent. The barman, with a roguish smile says "Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends, I know you'll love it". "Ok" says the rabbit," I'll have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie". The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie, he then waves to the crowd and leaves....
.....NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!
One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time. When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar. The barman says, "Who are you" To which he is answered, "I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house". The barman says, "I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, masses came to see you and this place was famous" The rabbit says, "Yes I know". The barman said, "I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead" The rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would love it". The barman said "You never came back, what happened?"
"I DIED", said the Rabbit.
"NO!" said the barman,"what from".
After a short pause. The rabbit said...
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Anyone here a psychic? NO negative remarks here please
by fairy ini am in need of asking a question ....please message me if you dont mind me asking something
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fairy
IW, i just feel sorry for my partner about me taking even a short break....i dont know if what i feel for him is love any more
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Anyone here a psychic? NO negative remarks here please
by fairy ini am in need of asking a question ....please message me if you dont mind me asking something
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thanks wednesday
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Anyone here a psychic? NO negative remarks here please
by fairy ini am in need of asking a question ....please message me if you dont mind me asking something
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yes, that seems to be fair, but, the same could apply here.
I am asking something about a relationship but whoever answers me dont know details so we will see
what they have to tell me.
I need to be at peace with myself about it.
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Anyone here a psychic? NO negative remarks here please
by fairy ini am in need of asking a question ....please message me if you dont mind me asking something
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I am currently with someone that i have been with for several yrs and i have made a decision about the relationship and wonder whether i am doing the right thing.
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Anyone here a psychic? NO negative remarks here please
by fairy ini am in need of asking a question ....please message me if you dont mind me asking something
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fairy
I am in need of asking a question ....please message me if you dont mind me asking something
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BETHEL NEWS: Bethel Elder Arrangement to be dissolved as of Aug. 31, 2006
by Elsewhere inhere is some news from a source within one of the wts branches:
hot news from todays morning worship announcement worldwide -- letter from gb being read on 1st of march 2006 to every branch (hopefully we will have a copy of the letter soon.).
as of aug. 31, 2006 the bethel elder arrangement will be dissolved!
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fairy
Does that mean that there will be no elders in the congregations?
If not what happens about those in the hall that they think need to be reproved or spoken to?
What does it actually mean for the congregation?
Who will be in charge and what will take the place of the elder arrangement if its gone?
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Secret santa? Who was i suppose to send gift to?
by fairy ini have lost the address of the person i was suppose to send gift to....yes, it will be late...was working and really had no time to send...
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I am probably just about letting them know by saying this but i know it was someone in australia...
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Secret santa? Who was i suppose to send gift to?
by fairy ini have lost the address of the person i was suppose to send gift to....yes, it will be late...was working and really had no time to send...
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I have lost the address of the person i was suppose to send gift to....yes, it will be late...was working and really had no time to send...