There, I sent one to a buddy of mine:
Hey man, congrats on making pioneer school! Oh wait, you did that just because the CO was in town, right? Anyway, it's ball-smashing cold out, and you're gonna go peddle some books. Just to make you feel "better", I thought it would be fun to send a shitty JW e-card. In Jesus Name, Have a Happy Easter!
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"Theocratic" e-cards ... what will they conjure up next?
by Frequent_Fader_Miles inwanna send someone a theocratic/agape e-card?
http://www.ministryideaz.com/shopcontent.asp?type=agape.
congratulate someone on their wedding, anniversary, newborn, first talk, pioneer school, or anything you like!
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Man, that's just stupid. Reminds me of the time I brought my Superman toy to the Memorial because he wanted to learn more about Jehovah. My mother ended up throwing him away after that.
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Does anyone have knowledge of Vinyl LP's/all classical music some unopened?
by restrangled inan uncle of mine bought a house from an older lady and she left about 300 lps all classical music.
all in excellent condition.
i have searched the net and am trying to figure out what to do with them.
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LPs are only worth what people will pay for them. Toss five of 'em on ebay starting at $1.00 and see what happens.
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Congrats!
Your wedding should be the most fun party you'll ever attend. I know mine was :) -
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Congrats!
Your wedding should be the most fun party you'll ever attend. I know mine was :) -
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Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy...
by Elsewhere in...and other lies men have told women.. men: what lies have you told women?.
women: what lies have you been told... and believed?.
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I've been told three times by women "I'm on birth control" and they likely weren't. One told me she had a histerectomy and couldn't have children. A few years later, she had a child.
There was also one who told me she had a VD, but wanted to sleep with me anyway.
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Random Taste of Perfume
by Nosferatu ini figured i'd ask here since i can't seem to find any answers on the net.
occasionally, i will suddenly taste perfume in my mouth.
it's not even a mild taste, it's pretty strong.
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Well, I've been meaning to make a Dr. appointment for a bit now. I guess this is the right time to do it.
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Random Taste of Perfume
by Nosferatu ini figured i'd ask here since i can't seem to find any answers on the net.
occasionally, i will suddenly taste perfume in my mouth.
it's not even a mild taste, it's pretty strong.
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I donated blood on Boxing Day, wouldn't have any of this shown up?
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Random Taste of Perfume
by Nosferatu ini figured i'd ask here since i can't seem to find any answers on the net.
occasionally, i will suddenly taste perfume in my mouth.
it's not even a mild taste, it's pretty strong.
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I figured I'd ask here since I can't seem to find any answers on the net.
Occasionally, I will suddenly taste perfume in my mouth. It's not even a mild taste, it's pretty strong. Then it goes away. At first, I thought it was caused by the air fresheners in the bathroom at work, but I had it happen while I was driving.
I did a net search, and all I could find was info on sweet, fruity, bitter, and metallic taste. Never a perfume.
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really need some help please
by Erichhhhhhhhh inhey everyone, my name is erich and i'm 19 and i have just suffered a break up with my jehovahs witness girlfriend.
we dated for over two years and we recently broke up.
i broke up with her because she was sad that she wasn't true to her religion and i felt terrible i was keeping her from it.
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Her slutty behavior likely has nothing to do with her religion. Be happy that she did this before you became a JW yourself and married her.
When women feel an intense attraction to a man, they will have sex with him regardless of their own morals and regardless of their relationship status.
However, she could just be bullshitting you because she was desperate to get rid of you.