...and other lies men have told women.
Men: What lies have you told women?
Women: What lies have you been told... and believed?
Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy...
by Elsewhere 18 Replies latest jw friends
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Priest73
...I love you (my ex-wife)
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Uzzah
"It's not you, it's me"
"no that doesn't make you look fat"
"Yes I'd love to meet your family"
"No I don't mind waiting"
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FadingAway
Baby you're much prettier than her.
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sweetface2233
Lies I've been told (there are so many, I'll only list a few):
"I'm not in the place in my life to have a serious relationship" - Scott (2 months later he had a steady girlfriend)
"Sorry I stood you up last night. I have been diagnosed w/ stage 3 colon cancer and was informing my parents that I only have 6 months to live" - Jeff (15 months later he called me)
"I need to cancel your trip to visit me (the morning of), I forgot that I have to file my business taxes. - Cody (told to me on Sept 28, what business owner forgets it's the end of the QTR?)
And my favorite....
"The check is in the mail!" - Mark, Scott, and Kevin
Lie I have told:
"it's OK that I didn't have an orgasm...really"
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TJ - iAmCleared2Land
Lie I have told:
"it's OK that I didn't have an orgasm...really"
Any guy who even lets it get to where he has to hear a girl say that is insensitive. If he believes it, he's clueless.
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moshe
For every man who ever lied about having a vasectomy there have probably been 10,000 women who told this lie, "Don't worry, I'm on the pill" .
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skeeter1
I'll call you later.
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
Oh, she's just a friend ....
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Lo-ru-hamah
The worst lie I was ever told was by 12 different men:
You are going to live forever in a paradise earth.
I fell for it hook, line and sinker.
Sheri