Satan is da man. He knocks on Apostates doors on Saturday morning and hands them advanced copies of the new food at the proper time.
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Wow I think we have a bigger insider scoop than everyone who's a healthy JW
by nbernat inhow is it that we get so much insider info all the time and i get my meeting announcements here before i get them at the meeting?
for example i saw the bethel brochure one week before they had it at my meeting and it must've been an elder who scanned since they were the only ones who had one.. .
do we have active bethelites and elders here?
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announcment at next week wt?
by yourmomma insomeone told me there is suppose to be some announcement after the wt next week, anyone hear of this?
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- "Really? An announcement? Whoa. Someone should start a thread or 5."
LOL! Special announcements are like a cancer scare on this board. Everyone gets all concerned, and then they find out it's a benign tumor. -
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The Big Announcement!!!
by oneairhead ini heard the big announcement was about restructuring the meetings.
when i told my source he wanted to know how i found out about it and proceeded to tell him it was all online.
i told him about other things that only elders would know about that are online.. one.
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Wait a minute...
Have any of you even though that they may ADD a meeting? Perhaps make the book study LONGER instead of getting rid of it? Holding the book study in the KHs and having something for Youth to get the numbers up at the book study?
I'm almost convinced that they're going to do something for the youth. That's where the WTS's future is, and they need to grab the youth tighter. And look at the convention program... there's bound to be a new book or video coming out for the "young ones".
I could see them having an adult / youth book study. After they finish studying the "adult" book, they pull out that stupid Young People Ask book, My book of Bible Studies, or show that retarded YPA video. -
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The Big Announcement!!!
by oneairhead ini heard the big announcement was about restructuring the meetings.
when i told my source he wanted to know how i found out about it and proceeded to tell him it was all online.
i told him about other things that only elders would know about that are online.. one.
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I could see them using that spare 15 minutes they took from the Public Talk for a part aimed at youth.
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2008 Convention Preview
by cinnamon1642 inguided by gods spirit district convention of jehovahs witnesses.
friday.
the spirit will guide you into all the truth john 16:13. am.
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- "The end of Friday has this talk: Young People – Safeguard Your Relationship With Jehovah
That could be a book or brochure title."
Two talks about youth is a good sign that there's a new book coming out. Lemme make a guess at the title:
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Memorial invitations didn't work in my congo. Did they work in yours?
by outofthebox inso, the people in my congo expended hours and hours distributing the invitations, but the attendance was the same as always (actually a little less than other years).
how about your congo?
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I forgot that the memorial was this past weekend. Actually, to state it more correctly, I cared less to remember that it was this weekend.
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Former Mormon has a question about the JW cult
by FormerMormon ini have been reading a bit on other cults.
jim jones, david koresh, warren jeffs, sun myung moon etc.
i see a lot of similarity between these cult leaders and my lds cult leaders (joseph's myth, bring' em young, etc) all the aforementioned cult leaders had sexual issues.
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- "They came to have no children."
If Russell could have made love to his pet religion, he would have. -
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...and I thought this year would be different
by Nosferatu inme and my mother aren't on very good terms right now.
since she's the one who invited me to the memorial most years, i thought that i wouldn't get an invite.
on saturday afternoon while i was getting ready to go out, there was a knock at my back door.
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Me and my mother aren't on very good terms right now. Since she's the one who invited me to the memorial most years, I thought that I wouldn't get an invite.
On Saturday afternoon while I was getting ready to go out, there was a knock at my back door. Usually it's my cousin who knocks on the back door, but not this time. It was two dubs - one I knew. I really don't mind this particular dub since she's not very "strong in the truth". My hair was dripping wet so I didn't want to chat for long. She handed me a fuzzy Jesus memorial invite and offered me magazines too which I rejected.
Why is it so hard to tell off dubs you didn't mind? And why haven't they got the message after 12 years of not attending the Memorial?
I looked at the fuzzy Jesus, looked at the location and laughed. There's a bad typo on the congregation's name. This is the second Memorial invite that has been fed to my shredder. -
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Hollywoods Up in Smoke Again.
by Lady Lee ini'm hyper sensitive when it comes to smoking.
even when i haven't seen a person near me with a cigarette in their mouth, my eyes will water up and get itchy.
i'll start sneezing.
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There's a big problem with making laws against smoking - it doesn't make the person quit. Addiction will keep the person smoking, even if they have to go outside, pull over the car, and hide it. I didn't quit because of the anti-smoking bylaw, I quit because it was too expensive and because I wanted to. I got help from the Allen Carr book which also seems to be hidden from the public because nicotine patches and gum are great gimmicks and methods to get the nicotine into a person's body - just in a different way. Using "lighter patches" is no different from cutting down how much you smoke.
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Post something Crazy
by JH in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfdoi24rrae.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnzr7mqyhak.
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Was (Not Was) - I Feel Better Than James Brown
When we were in love I pretended you didn't exist
That way I loved you more
You suggested we get married and move into a house
I suggested that we jump overboard
And live underwater in the lost city of Atlantis
Where mermaids sing
And tuxedoed dolphins bring you breakfast
One year later I was transfered to the moon
Worse pay, better hours
I was transfered to the moon
Worse pay, better fellow workers
I built our love out of blood
I went to the dentist and told him "take out my heart"
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown
I was attending Mardi Gras with Fidel Castro
Buxom cross dressers threw fake gold coins at our feet
As we discussed the fate of the revolution
Suddenly, CIA men dressed in bikinis
Tried to stab us with fountain pens
Fidel blew mustard gas from his cigar
And immobalized the lot of them
19 tequilas later we had a deal
Havana goes back to the mob
And Fidel and I open a chain of Kentucky Fried Chicken shops
Ain't life sweet? I feel good
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now, how do you feel?
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now, how do you feel?