- "please figure out a way to stick some under every frikkin seat in the hall"
I chewed tons of gum at the hall. I had my suit coat pocket filled with little foil balls.
My parents always used to let me choose the seats for the meeting. I always made it a point to sit in the same chairs. During the prayer, I would take the ball of gum out of my mouth, remove the plastic plug from one end of the chair, and let my gum roll down the hollow chair frame. Once both sides of the chair frame became filled with gum, I would switch where we sat and fill yet another chair with gum. I have no clue how many I filled, but it was quite a few. I even got caught once by some snotty sister "Those chair make great trash receptacles, don't they" and she gave me this look like she was king shit and I was a stupid bad association piece of dirt. Didn't stop me from filling the chairs though :)
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No More gum chewing
by Iwonder17 inwe have this hounder in our hall who doesn't like people chewing gum in the hall.
now i can understand kids but come on..... so he gets up there a few weeks ago and says:.
"a brother told me that he was talking with a gb member, and the gb member said that chewing gum is rude".
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Isn't it a little bit early to start a SS thread? Usually they don't get started until November or so. Also, I have no clue if we're even going to have one this year with the immenent closing of JWD.
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Virtual Kingdom Hall Super-secret Password
by Shepherd Book inso i want to sign up for the virtual kingdom hall here: http://thekingdomhall.ning.com/, which i guess is a clean and safe place for brothers and sisters to join.
problem is, in order to be in approved association there, i need to know the first song listed in the july kingdom ministry for the meeting beginning the week of july 28. .
the site says only jws know this, so i was hoping one of you loyal brothers or sisters could help me out..
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- "it was a really really lame site with nothing on it."
That's probably what Paradise Erf would be like since Jehovah's requirements for acceptable behavior are too high. Earth would be a really really lame planet with nothing on it. -
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Virtual Kingdom Hall Super-secret Password
by Shepherd Book inso i want to sign up for the virtual kingdom hall here: http://thekingdomhall.ning.com/, which i guess is a clean and safe place for brothers and sisters to join.
problem is, in order to be in approved association there, i need to know the first song listed in the july kingdom ministry for the meeting beginning the week of july 28. .
the site says only jws know this, so i was hoping one of you loyal brothers or sisters could help me out..
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- "There's nobody on that site... "
Probably because he keeps disfellowshipping honest JWs like myself -
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Virtual Kingdom Hall Super-secret Password
by Shepherd Book inso i want to sign up for the virtual kingdom hall here: http://thekingdomhall.ning.com/, which i guess is a clean and safe place for brothers and sisters to join.
problem is, in order to be in approved association there, i need to know the first song listed in the july kingdom ministry for the meeting beginning the week of july 28. .
the site says only jws know this, so i was hoping one of you loyal brothers or sisters could help me out..
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Don't bother. The elder running that Hall is an asshole :)
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Virtual Kingdom Hall Super-secret Password
by Shepherd Book inso i want to sign up for the virtual kingdom hall here: http://thekingdomhall.ning.com/, which i guess is a clean and safe place for brothers and sisters to join.
problem is, in order to be in approved association there, i need to know the first song listed in the july kingdom ministry for the meeting beginning the week of july 28. .
the site says only jws know this, so i was hoping one of you loyal brothers or sisters could help me out..
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I'm trying to appeal.
BTW, how often do appeals work in real kingdom halls? -
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Virtual Kingdom Hall Super-secret Password
by Shepherd Book inso i want to sign up for the virtual kingdom hall here: http://thekingdomhall.ning.com/, which i guess is a clean and safe place for brothers and sisters to join.
problem is, in order to be in approved association there, i need to know the first song listed in the july kingdom ministry for the meeting beginning the week of july 28. .
the site says only jws know this, so i was hoping one of you loyal brothers or sisters could help me out..
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Aw shit...
- "You have been banned from The Kingdom Hall Online"
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Virtual Kingdom Hall Super-secret Password
by Shepherd Book inso i want to sign up for the virtual kingdom hall here: http://thekingdomhall.ning.com/, which i guess is a clean and safe place for brothers and sisters to join.
problem is, in order to be in approved association there, i need to know the first song listed in the july kingdom ministry for the meeting beginning the week of july 28. .
the site says only jws know this, so i was hoping one of you loyal brothers or sisters could help me out..
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Oh man, I'm getting a brushup on my dubspeak :D
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Virtual Kingdom Hall Super-secret Password
by Shepherd Book inso i want to sign up for the virtual kingdom hall here: http://thekingdomhall.ning.com/, which i guess is a clean and safe place for brothers and sisters to join.
problem is, in order to be in approved association there, i need to know the first song listed in the july kingdom ministry for the meeting beginning the week of july 28. .
the site says only jws know this, so i was hoping one of you loyal brothers or sisters could help me out..
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Looking to return to the hall. The password would be cool :)
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BOE letter: "presiding overseer" becomes "coordinator of the body of elders
by Billy the Ex-Bethelite inhere's the text of the letter:.
christian congregation of jehovah's witnesses.
to all bodies of elders.
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I'm waiting for them to rename "elders" to "Privelaged Brothers"