Great, maybe he can fix this toilet earth and tell the JWs that they were NOT chosen in 1919.
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Jesus -- Reborn to Virgin Mary...Again !
by Rabbit insome folks will believe anything -- twice.. .
peruvian jesus born to virgin mary on christmasfri dec 26, 1:06 pm etlima (reuters) virgin mary, a 20-year-old peruvian woman, gave birth to a baby boy on christmas day and named him jesus, peru's state news agency said on friday.. the baby's father, adolfo jorge huamani, 24, is a carpenter.
religious peruvians compared him to joseph the carpenter in the bible.. "two thousand years later the story of bethlehem is relived," read the headline about the birth in el comercio, the main newspaper in peru, a predominantly catholic country.. the mother, virgen maria huarcaya, delivered the 7.7 pound (3.5 kg) boy, jesus emanuel, in the early hours of christmas at the central maternity hospital in lima, the capital.. "a few days ago we had decided to name my son after a professional soccer player," the father said.
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What tv can jws watch over xmas?
by badboy inwith lots of xmas song programmes etc, what tv programmes can jws safetly watch?
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Nosferatu
The Weather Channel
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If you sign up for Secret Santa follow through.....
by restrangled inright now i am a little pissed off.
for the second year out of 3 i have sent some one something and spent more than was needed to because i care about x jws.
last year i had a very happy recipient and that made me happy!
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SnakesInTheTower: - "(I got a real nice gift from my SS that was much appreciated... and a nice friendship of the person I was assigned to send a gift....even if they do call me a smartass periodically.......lol"
One day that whole 'smartass' crack will come back to bite you in the ass :D
I got my SS gift, and it's awesome! I just wish I knew what their JWD handle is. -
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Me and a friend were once desperate for a drink. So, his girlfriend got into mom's liquor cabinet and mixed together all the little bits left in some of the liquor bottles. She then mixed it with orange juice, and we drank it through a straw really fast. Didn't get much of a buzz though :(
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How the "family study night" could backfire on the WTS
by sir82 insince the cbs in private homes has been cancelled, the wts is now strongly encouraging "family study nights".
but wait a minute...there's no printed schedule in the km!
"what are we supposed to study?".
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THey won't study anything except the TV shows they always missed on Tuesday nights. Or they could surf the net and stumble upon JWD :D
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Secret Santa Ideas thread
by Angharad inhttp://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/166570/1.ashx.
for everyone taking part in this years secret santa, here is the thread to post ideas about what you would like to receive.
this way when you get your name of who you are buying for you can come in here and look at what your person has posted.. .
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Thank you for the flash drive and yummy gummies! Would love to know your JWD handle :)
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Buried in Snow
by Mulan inwe had a major snowstorm last night, to add to the week of snow we've been having off and on.
temperatures wayyyy below freezing.. i took this photo from the living room window.
you can barely see our steps.
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Wow, you guys are a bunch of babies (with exception of Mouthy who knows what it's like here in Canada!) I can't open my back door because it's snowed in. I had to change a flat tire last night in -30 weather, 7-8 inches of snow.
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Does The Watchtower still produce its own food?
by VM44 indoes anyone know if the watchtower still produces its own food, or has that been done away with?.
at one time the watchtower was self sufficient in growing produce and raising cattle, pigs and chickens for consumption by its workers.. the watchtower even had an orange grove in florida!.
have all these farming activities been done away with?.
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Nosferatu
They offer food at the proper time. Does that count?
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Secret Santa Ideas thread
by Angharad inhttp://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/166570/1.ashx.
for everyone taking part in this years secret santa, here is the thread to post ideas about what you would like to receive.
this way when you get your name of who you are buying for you can come in here and look at what your person has posted.. .
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My JW literature went out a few days ago.
...just kidding! They actually posted on this thread. It should be there just before Christmas, or just after Christmas. The weather here has been shit which is why it took me a bit to get out and mail it. -
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The Peace Symbol- why looked down upon by JWs?
by JimmyPage inlooking at clothing in the mall my j dub wife sees a shirt with the peace symbol on it and so remarks upon it in a negative fashion.
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discuss..
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JWs like war. War = persecution. Persecution = Last Days.