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  Who do I have to kill to get an '81 Truth book?

  by JimmyPage in

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  i ordered one from alibris.

  on the site it specifically said "1981".

  when i received it the date was 1968, which i already have.

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  Just go to a meeting for one night and borrow one from the Kingdom Hall library. After all, that's what libraries are for :D
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  Keep doing this in memory of me -- invitation to memorial 2009

  by iloowy in

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  Nicer picture than the furry Jesus of last year.
  
  It's funny how I look at that invite, and instead of the usual feeling of it being an important special event, I look at it and realize that it's all a big pile of bullshit. They might as well pass around Green Eggs & Ham at the memorial.
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  How and where did you meet your mate?

  by asilentone in

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  Nosferatu

  At a karaoke bar. The night I met her, I was busy making out with some random bar chick who's name I never learned. I was also dating another girl named Kim. Initially, my future wife was just added to the pile.
  
  Pretty romantic, huh?
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  You never forget your 1st love. True or false?

  by mtsgrad in

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  would appreciate your input.. mtsgrad.

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  I'm trying to figure out exactly who my first love was. Perhaps it was the first girl I had a major crush on, I talked to on the phone whenever my mother was out, and cried when her mother told me she had a boyfriend.
  
  Or perhaps it was the woman who gave me oral in my bedroom when I was 17. No wait, I didn't love her.
  
  Or maybe it was the first woman I had sex with, moved in with, and got engaged to.
  
  
  
  
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  I Met a Member of the Generation that will not Pass Away

  by Nosferatu in

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  she was born in 1910, in a wheelchair, and wore a bib to catch her drool.

  they're not all dead yet!

  armageddon could still come!

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  She was born in 1910, in a wheelchair, and wore a bib to catch her drool. They're not all dead yet! Armageddon could still come!
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  What will they be studying at the book study at KH in 2009?

  by asilentone in

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  Nosferatu

  - "How keenly we anticipate considering the new book "KeepYourselvesin God's Love"atthe Congregation Bible Study
  
  That's not a bible...
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  Jesus -- Reborn to Virgin Mary...Again !

  by Rabbit in

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  some folks will believe anything -- twice.. .

  peruvian jesus born to virgin mary on christmasfri dec 26, 1:06 pm etlima (reuters) virgin mary, a 20-year-old peruvian woman, gave birth to a baby boy on christmas day and named him jesus, peru's state news agency said on friday.. the baby's father, adolfo jorge huamani, 24, is a carpenter.

  religious peruvians compared him to joseph the carpenter in the bible.. "two thousand years later the story of bethlehem is relived," read the headline about the birth in el comercio, the main newspaper in peru, a predominantly catholic country.. the mother, virgen maria huarcaya, delivered the 7.7 pound (3.5 kg) boy, jesus emanuel, in the early hours of christmas at the central maternity hospital in lima, the capital.. "a few days ago we had decided to name my son after a professional soccer player," the father said.

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  Nosferatu

  Great, maybe he can fix this toilet earth and tell the JWs that they were NOT chosen in 1919.
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  What tv can jws watch over xmas?

  by badboy in

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  with lots of xmas song programmes etc, what tv programmes can jws safetly watch?

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  The Weather Channel
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  If you sign up for Secret Santa follow through.....

  by restrangled in

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  right now i am a little pissed off.

  for the second year out of 3 i have sent some one something and spent more than was needed to because i care about x jws.

  last year i had a very happy recipient and that made me happy!

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  SnakesInTheTower: - "(I got a real nice gift from my SS that was much appreciated... and a nice friendship of the person I was assigned to send a gift....even if they do call me a smartass periodically.......lol"
  
  One day that whole 'smartass' crack will come back to bite you in the ass :D
  
  I got my SS gift, and it's awesome! I just wish I knew what their JWD handle is.
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  OMG!!! I'm out of beer!!!!!! :S

  by Elsewhere in

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  omg!.

  omg!.

  omg!.

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  Me and a friend were once desperate for a drink. So, his girlfriend got into mom's liquor cabinet and mixed together all the little bits left in some of the liquor bottles. She then mixed it with orange juice, and we drank it through a straw really fast. Didn't get much of a buzz though :(