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  Special announcement next week?????

  by seek2find in

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  it was announced at the meeting last night that next week all should be in attendance at the service meeting as a special important letter will be read.

  this is in addition to the letter about the district convention.

  any idea what it's about?

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  Hearing special announcements from the WTS are like reading important mail from Ed McMahon.
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  Have You Ever Been Stalked?

  by eclipse in

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  i am not refering to the elders staking out a house to see if you're in there alone with another person who isn't your mate.. .

  i am talking about 'regular stalkers' who stalk you for the obsessive psychological reason of needing to be near you physically.. ever been followed?.

  ever had the feeling someone was looking through your windows?.

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  Yes, twice. Once by a woman I dated for three days, and by an ex-best friend. Never had the problem with people looking in my windows, but have seen them around my workplace. When I changed my hangouts, the woman would show up at them. It was frustrating as it seemed I couldn't get away from her. Then she'd cockblock any woman that I would try to land a date with.
  
  And the rumors? Wow! I learned a lot about myself that I never knew before!
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  Show me your Armageddon year Calculation

  by JH in

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  here is mine:.

  1975 + 33 years = 2008. the end was supposed to be in 1975 + jesus lived 33 years = 2008. this makes no sense hey.... .

  *burp* .

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  2007 - 1914 = 93
  
  Now, since Jehovah's day is 1000 years
  
  1000 - 93 = 907
  
  1914 + 907 = 2821
  
  So there you have it.
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  Is there anyone else who hasnt gotten there Secret Santa???

  by Es in

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  i havnt received mine yet, im just wondering how many others havnt either???

  just incase mine has been registered so it can be tracked.

  we have already had one bad experience this week, had to send on hubby's xbox console as it overheated and died, the post have "misplaced" it, im so glad we have it insured.. es.

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  Mine came today!!!!
  
  ....oh wait, sorry. It's just a free sample from Tampax :S
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  Put Christ back in Christmas

  by free2beme in

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  i have these signs all up and down my street.

  plus a person i work next too has a display at his desk.

  okay, lets face it.

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  Nosferatu

  If you want more disgusting "Put Christ Back In Christmas" propaganda, check out the album that I just put up in my blog
  
  http://classicalgasemissions.blogspot.com
  
  It's completely retarded, cheesy, and might give you a good laugh.
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  Led Zepplin concert videos

  by BrentR in

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  better catch these bootlegged videos before youtube pulls them.. stairway to heaven.

  http://youtube.com/watch?v=3g_jtmuhoqk.

  kashmir.

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  Nosferatu

  Robert Plant can't sing worth a damn anymore. He REALLY needs to retire.
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  Is there anyone else who hasnt gotten there Secret Santa???

  by Es in

  1. jw
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  i havnt received mine yet, im just wondering how many others havnt either???

  just incase mine has been registered so it can be tracked.

  we have already had one bad experience this week, had to send on hubby's xbox console as it overheated and died, the post have "misplaced" it, im so glad we have it insured.. es.

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  Mine hasn't showed up either. I'll bet Richie Rich got my name :)
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  The Very Best "Protest" Songs?

  by hillary_step in

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  hard to believe that jackson browne wrote this piece twenty-two years ago.

  hard to believe just how apt it is for the modern america.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpfdbklumqk&feature=related.

  laura nyro - save the country.

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  John Prine - Sam Stone
  
  
  Sam Stone came home,
  To his wife and family
  After serving in the conflict overseas.
  And the time that he served,
  Had shattered all his nerves,
  And left a little shrapnel in his knee.
  But the morphine eased the pain,
  And the grass grew round his brain,
  And gave him all the confidence he lacked,
  With a Purple Heart and a monkey on his back.
  
  Chorus:
  There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes,
  Jesus Christ died for nothin' I suppose.
  Little pitchers have big ears,
  Don't stop to count the years,
  Sweet songs never last too long on broken radios.
  Mmm....
  
  Sam Stone's welcome home
  Didn't last too long.
  He went to work when he'd spent his last dime
  And Sammy took to stealing
  When he got that empty feeling
  For a hundred dollar habit without overtime.
  And the gold rolled through his veins
  Like a thousand railroad trains,
  And eased his mind in the hours that he chose,
  While the kids ran around wearin' other peoples' clothes...
  
  Repeat Chorus:
  
  Sam Stone was alone
  When he popped his last balloon
  Climbing walls while sitting in a chair
  Well, he played his last request
  While the room smelled just like death
  With an overdose hovering in the air
  But life had lost its fun
  And there was nothing to be done
  But trade his house that he bought on the G, I. Bill
  For a flag draped casket on a local heroes' hill
  
  Repeat Chorus
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  I hate Pot Luck

  by Nosferatu in

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  this friday, we're having a pot luck at work before we all go on holidays for a week.

  i hate pot luck, especially when it's at work.

  i gave my wife heck for throwing out that open package of crackers that was sitting on top of the microwave for the last couple of months.

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  Maybe I'll go buy one of those discount, crunchy chickens that have been sitting under a heat lamp for six hours.
  
  I suffered through a shit meal at Gluttons for our Xmas party, now I have to spend money for another goddam party? And I'm not even all that fond of my co-workers. Most of them are really boring people.
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  I hate Pot Luck

  by Nosferatu in

  1. jw
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  this friday, we're having a pot luck at work before we all go on holidays for a week.

  i hate pot luck, especially when it's at work.

  i gave my wife heck for throwing out that open package of crackers that was sitting on top of the microwave for the last couple of months.

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  Nosferatu

  This Friday, we're having a Pot Luck at work before we all go on holidays for a week. I hate pot luck, especially when it's at work.
  
  I gave my wife heck for throwing out that open package of crackers that was sitting on top of the Microwave for the last couple of months. I could have brought that along with some leftover baby food that could've been used for dip.
  
  A co-worker of mine is planning on looking in the freezer in the lunch room to see what "goodies" he can find. I think there's some leftover lasagna that's been in there for the past ten months or so.
  
  So what do you usually bring to Pot Luck thingies?