Posts by elumn8

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}:-) what kinda game show would you like the elders to play

by elumn8 in

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we have the price is always right game show where the elder gets to bid on just how important his life is compaired to the number of dissfellowshipped ones he disfellowshipped.

and the lucky elder then gets to bid on how good he can spin the wheel when instead of it having a dollar and cents on it; it would have the many different ways he is able to disfellowship someone and he gets disfellowshipped/ a set up.. or what we could have is maybe a family fewd.

maybe have a couple families come in and try to guess the answers to:.

elumn8

We have the Price is always Right game show where the elder gets to bid on just how important his life is compaired to the number of dissfellowshipped ones he disfellowshipped. And the lucky elder then gets to bid on how good he can spin the wheel when instead of it having a dollar and cents on it; it would have the many different ways he is able to disfellowship someone and he gets disfellowshipped/ a set up.

Or what we could have is maybe a family fewd. Maybe have a couple families come in and try to guess the answers to:

In the past year how many disfellowshiped people has the typical congregation dissed?

What are the top ten worst reasons for getting dissed?

How many family members end up leaving on account of an elders missguidence?

What do most elders think when they are at their seat?

How many elders does it take to run a kingdom hall?

in any case do you have any IDEAS???????????????/

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to everyone who loves the elders for all they have done....

by elumn8 in

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in fact... they know they are so perfict that they need jesus's deserved kindness because they've been so perfict.. in fact... i believe that they could disfellowship everyone that they deem not to be born perfict.

in fact they couldn't tell you wether they would want you to come back to the so called 'truth'.. because well they can't talk to you and they can't encourage you well that is unless you could come to the kingdom hall to be ignored then that would be helping you!!

oh yeah.

elumn8

Elders know what they do!

In fact... they know they are so perfict that they need Jesus's deserved kindness because they've been so perfict.

In fact... I believe that they could disfellowship everyone that they deem not to be born PERFICT.

In fact they couldn't tell you wether they would want you to come back to the so called 'Truth'.. because well they can't talk to you and they can't encourage you well that is unless you could come to the kingdom hall to be ignored then THAT would be helping you!! OH yeah

In fact you could tell them yeah I had SEX and I LIKED IT. and cry and cry but you know what.. they are just going to confuse dissapline with punishment. Not only they do that but they will NOT show mercy but rather Sacrafice you.

Your burden will never feel lifted by telling the 'TRUTH' to these so called Good Shepards.

don't you love them

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Theme Park for JW's, Designed by APOSTATES

by be wise in

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any idea's on a theme park designed by apostates for jw's.

or is this to sadistic?.

i've already mentioned mine on my other post for jw's.. i'm talking about the jw's you really can't stand, ...yeah ...you know the one's i mean.

elumn8

Forced boddy piercings after winning prizes like

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Watchtower's Minister of Information Goes Public

by Gerard in

watchtower's minister of information .

"our initial assessment is that the infidels non-jws will all die" .

"god will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of iraqis elders.

elumn8

that was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!

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R the jws desperate 4 recruits?

by badboy in

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r the jws increasely desperate 4 converts,do u think?.

i f so ,they might attract the wrong sort of crowd!

elumn8

francois is right

BIG THUMBS UP

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annointed?...gather together at the great day

by elumn8 in

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annointed?

i'm kinda lost anyone wanna help me out.

see i feel that 4 winds will soon change our world.

elumn8

Very interesting Aron

Yet although there are these 144,000 and possible others in the first resurection then how is it that all the religions today focus on gathering sheep from goats today if it is god's new hevenly thrown that is to do this. What is the purpose for anyone to be doing this today. Is it to hunt out the annointing? Is it to hide the secrets we find out from the bible. Are we the key to something that all these religions are holding back from us? If Mathew, Mark, Luke and John were able to write about experiences they had when they were with Christ then why wouldn't it be possible for the remaining ones to write such scrolls and if so is there a scroll of Jesus? A very interesting movie you might want to take a look at, the title of it is "Stigmata". Very interesting movie. And if these secrets are to be exposed how are we going to be able to do this so the whole world understands and it is put in their heart to rid themselves of these false prophets. ??

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Letter of thanks to the GOVERNING BODY

by Fruitcake in

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dear beloved governing body members at bethel .

i wanted to thank you for the fine job you all have been doing,,,,,,,you know, like dropping crumbs off the table to feed us your spiritual table scraps, and beating us, bearing us down with heavy loads, so many rules and regulations that nobody can follow...... .

you all look nice in your suits and ties, reminds me of how fine the pharisses dressed with their long fringed garments.

elumn8

:::: APPLAUSE APPLAUSE::::::

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District convention hotels

by YellowLab in

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it's been a number of years since i've been to a district convention.

do they still have the preferred hotels list they distribute in january?

i remember how some would purposely leave the hall early that night so they could get home and call in their reservations before everyone else.

elumn8

god sighs at the sight of your conventions; the love of these people are true from the outside of the cup, although dirty and disgusting the inside of it is. Your governing body has fallen asleep. For they are believed to be the last of the annointed but only because they wish it they are false. New ones will arrise, because of what the governing body has hid and shut the gates of heaven.

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Im just a boy disfellowship me

by elumn8 in

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my babbygirl she was only 10 years older than i was and everyone looked at us weird... although i thought we just might have a chance at a great relationship... everyone hated her... said you don't know what you want son... and said i was only a boy.

how is it when i'm looking to get married i don't get encouraged... in fact i'm just not ready at all they tell me.

and to make this relationship work she moved 1000 miles here just to see me and everyone says nooo way is it going to work but although i was skeptical i knew we were the perfict match and although noone seemed to care or help when looking for some good possitive advise i decided to forget them all and we have lived a wonderful life for almost a year now.... dissfellowshipped for talking with a girl when i didn't have a full time job... so we moved intogether and got dissfellowshiped because nobody wanted to help us get a good start.... any advice?

elumn8

My babbygirl she was only 10 years older than I was and everyone looked at us weird... although I thought we just might have a chance at a great relationship... everyone hated her... said you don't know what you want son... and said I was only a boy. How is it when I'm looking to get married I don't get encouraged... in fact I'm just not ready at all they tell me. and to make this relationship work she moved 1000 miles here just to see me and everyone says nooo way is it going to work but although I was skeptical I knew we were the perfict match and although noone seemed to care or help when looking for some good possitive advise I decided to forget them all and we have lived a wonderful life for almost a year now.... dissfellowshipped for talking with a girl when I didn't have a full time job... so we moved intogether and got dissfellowshiped because nobody wanted to help us get a good start...

any advice?

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annointed?...gather together at the great day

by elumn8 in

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annointed?

i'm kinda lost anyone wanna help me out.

see i feel that 4 winds will soon change our world.

elumn8

Annointed?

I'm kinda lost anyone wanna help me out. see I feel that 4 winds will soon change our world. Possibly the winds of all annointed ones comming from the North South East and west. Ready to kick some butt. The only problem is I'm affraid everyone is lost right now.... in the wilderness. I'm looking for some of my buddies. I was a JW till I was dissed and now with a little help from someone, you know who you are ;), I've come to see that the witnesses have a dish to pass thats dirty on the inside of the cup shall we say GB. So dirty they would like you to believe that theres no more annointed ones out there except for the old couple guys that are going to die ANY DAY! any day yeah. they claimed soon harmegedon at 1975 and earlier. but to their disgust and thinking OUR MASTER IS DELAYING! the GB are the ones that are the evil slave that will soon be 'weeping and the gnashing of teeth'because they knew there were more annointed ones! but they themselves 'shut the floodgates of the heavens'

I am annnointed ...lost in the wilderness.... anyone know where to go?

elumn8

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