LOL @ Ray. That WAS funny!
Posts by Dansk
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101Time for a 'bad joke' thread (groan)
by Simon in.
how does bob marley like his doughnuts?.
.. .. "wi jammin"
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CRYPTIC CLUE...Well, more like Creator Clue!
by SpannerintheWorks ini've just been visiting an elderly client on business, in her home.
as i was being shown to the door, i was stopped dead in my tracks by the sight of the wbts' book, "is there a creator who cares for you" sitting, innocently, on a table!
well, you can imagine the uncontainable sadistic glee that was spinning through my head!
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Dansk
OK, before this thread disappears over the horizon, what's the answer?
It could be you didn't want to spoil it for the old girl as she could well have set her sights on the new system and you didn't want to upset her.
It could also be that "preaching" to her could have ended up in your being reported to your superiors and receiving a reprimand, exposing you to potentially damaging recriminations (nod, nod, wink, wink!)
C'mon Spanner, what's the answer?!
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I am not in the member directory anymore. !!
by avengers in.
hello simon or one of the administrators.. i went to the members directory only to find my name gone.. what's going on?
please elaborate.. andy
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Dansk
Urm, Andy, perhaps Simon's trying to tell you something!
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Time for a 'bad joke' thread (groan)
by Simon in.
how does bob marley like his doughnuts?.
.. .. "wi jammin"
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Dansk
Two flies landed on a saucer and decided to play a game of football (soccer). One said to the other "You'd better play a lot better than this next week!"
His companion asked "Why?"
The first replied: "Because we're playing in the cup!"
Incidentally, why should we all eat poo?
Because 10,000,000 flies can't all be wrong!
Two homosexual cowboys talking to each other:
"Yup"
"Yip"
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Whats your desire?
by Vivamus ingawd, do i need some coffee!
my head is swimming with dizzyness of ... dunno what, i've slept a normal amount of time, dunno why i'm so tired [8.43am here] ..... coffee, coffee, coffee .... ohhh, what i wouldn't give for a tall cappucino [how the heck do you spell that] from starbucks.
what i wouldn't give if mr.starbucks would open a starbucks on this side of the world..... excuse the fluffyness of this topic, my mind isn't up for anything more substantial
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Dansk
Well, 11:30 found me in bed with my girlfriend not quite finished sharing an intimate moment...
You squeezed the boil on her bum?! Man, don't ya just hate it when that green stuff bursts out!
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Time for a 'bad joke' thread (groan)
by Simon in.
how does bob marley like his doughnuts?.
.. .. "wi jammin"
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Dansk
What do you get when you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!
How far can a crow fly?
As far as you can flick it!
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CRYPTIC CLUE...Well, more like Creator Clue!
by SpannerintheWorks ini've just been visiting an elderly client on business, in her home.
as i was being shown to the door, i was stopped dead in my tracks by the sight of the wbts' book, "is there a creator who cares for you" sitting, innocently, on a table!
well, you can imagine the uncontainable sadistic glee that was spinning through my head!
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Dansk
You'd arrived without a condom!
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CRYPTIC CLUE...Well, more like Creator Clue!
by SpannerintheWorks ini've just been visiting an elderly client on business, in her home.
as i was being shown to the door, i was stopped dead in my tracks by the sight of the wbts' book, "is there a creator who cares for you" sitting, innocently, on a table!
well, you can imagine the uncontainable sadistic glee that was spinning through my head!
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Dansk
You have a fetish for female octogenarians!
Dansk
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Time for a 'bad joke' thread (groan)
by Simon in.
how does bob marley like his doughnuts?.
.. .. "wi jammin"
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Dansk
What did the young boy say when he bought some condoms from a vending machine?
"This chewing gum tastes like crap!"
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Whats your desire?
by Vivamus ingawd, do i need some coffee!
my head is swimming with dizzyness of ... dunno what, i've slept a normal amount of time, dunno why i'm so tired [8.43am here] ..... coffee, coffee, coffee .... ohhh, what i wouldn't give for a tall cappucino [how the heck do you spell that] from starbucks.
what i wouldn't give if mr.starbucks would open a starbucks on this side of the world..... excuse the fluffyness of this topic, my mind isn't up for anything more substantial
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Dansk
Even tho we Dutch make the finest beer
Says who?
Dansk (who doesn't drink!)