CRYPTIC CLUE...Well, more like Creator Clue!

by SpannerintheWorks 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks

    I've just been visiting an elderly client on business, in her home. She's in her 80's. As I was being shown to the door, I was stopped dead in my tracks by the sight of the WBTS' book, "Is There A Creator Who Cares For You" sitting, innocently, on a table! Well, you can imagine the uncontainable sadistic glee that was spinning through my head! "How shall I do this?" I thought, "hit her with some really juicy doctrinal flip-flops, false prophecy and chronology? Or how about a subtle and insidious stroll down memory lane?" But I did neither! You see, I just remembered something...ten points if you can guess what that was!

    Spanner

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    You have a fetish for female octogenarians!

    Dansk

  • mustang
    mustang

    Careful!!! or you'll "blow your cover"!!!

    Mustang

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks

    Mustang, you're getting close!

    Spanner

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    You'd arrived without a condom!

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks

    And Dansk, the fact that I have a fetish for octopussies has nothing to do with this thread!

    Spanner

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks

    Dansk,

    You'd arrived without a condom!

    Yeah, all I had were some "Wrigleys"! But that is not the answer!

    Spanner
  • gumby
    gumby
    ...ten points if you can guess what that was!

    You invited her to be sure and watch CBS Evening News tonight at 6:30 eastern standard time.

    Let the program to the talking ya lazy bastard!

    Gumby

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks

    To " Lazy Bastard " : Have you cleaned that floor yet, ya lazy bastard?"

    Spanner

  • gumby
    gumby

    Steeeeeeeeeeeal workin on it.

    Gumby

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