Topics Started by Dansk

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CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dansk in
1. social
2. physical
manchester united are premiership champions for the eighth time in 11 years after arsenal lose 2-3 to leeds united at highbury

take that, suckers!

dansk - a true red from stretford!
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WHY DOES THE 'PHONE ALWAYS RING WHEN I'M ON THE LOO?
by Dansk in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
it's a bugger isn't it!
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IMPORTANT QUESTION
by Dansk in
1. jw
2. friends
a friend who is trying to escape from the borg has just been round.

he said that he believes the elders have been instructed to lessen the disfellowshippings but increase the pressure to disassociate oneself instead.

does anyone know if this is true?
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WHY I'M HAPPY!
by Dansk in
1. social
2. humour
in the 15 years i was a baptised jw i was never successful in bringing anyone into the borg .

that's got to be reason to be happy!.

dansk
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FREEDOM OF RELIGION AND THE CARE OF CHILDREN
by Dansk in
1. jw
2. friends
in case you haven't seen the following i post it here.

i'm in touch with the author, who has given his permission to post.. .

freedom of religion and the care of children
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FOR THE LOVE OF BIRDS
by Dansk in
1. jw
2. friends
daily grist.

14 mar 2003. environmental news from grist magazine.

<http://www.gristmagazine.com>.
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Did you hear............?
by Dansk in
1. social
2. humour
.

did you hear the one about the blind skunk?.

it fell in love with a fart!
4
What's the difference............?
by Dansk in
1. social
2. humour
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what's the difference between a computer and a woman?.

a computer doesn't complain about a three and a half inch floppy!
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THE BOX
by Dansk in
1. social
2. humour
personally, i like to stretch my legs and walk around the town rather than drive.

if i want to go into the city i'll take the car rather than the bus or train.

unfortunately, this particular day my car wasn't available and so i had to take the bus.. on paying my fare and walking along the aisle it was obvious the bus was crammed pack with people, but i still managed to spot the only vacant seat.
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English Elder pokes fun at invalids AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dansk in
1. jw
2. friends
further to isp's recent post, i can confirm that jamie reid of the whitefield, manchester congregation, england has, once again, been making fun of invalids in his congregation.

i spoke face to face with a member of his congregation the other day and he confirmed that the reports are true.. my informant (hereafter known as the "mole") told me that the two brothers elder reid poked fun at are called roy taylor and justin brooks.

roy taylor is said to be devoted to the jws, always out on field service and never misses a meeting.