Ok, for starters, without even much thought, I:
Learned that you can bang your daughters and still be considered 'righteous'.
Learned you can bang your neighbor, have her husband killed, and be considered "a man after jehober's own heart".
Learned you can bold faced lie and be chosen as the father whose 'offspring will bless all nations'.
Learned 2 people need to 'witness' a child being molested.
Learned that jehober loves massive animal sacrifices.
Dang, I have learned a lot!
just saying!
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