god says: ?blessed is the able-bodied man who puts his trust in jehovah, and whose confidence jehovah has become.?
a governing body that made decisions based on the scriptures and blessed by jehovah!
now, he is once again serving as a christian elder.
Oh wise theocrat, you have chastened me with your winsome words...I am on my way to the kingdom hall now..
Oh wait, you are a servant of Jah posting on a forum with known apostates! GASP!
You've stumbled me now....
let us know how that millstone round the neck thingy works out...
"I do not sit with wicked men of lies..I hate the company of those who truth(tm.) despise.."
Examine yourself wingnut
Huxley
anybody remember some of the ridiculously glib and corny words/cliche's that were used and recycled over and over and over ("three times for emphasis") again?.
how about:going overboardthe thin end of the wedgea balanced view of...what should we think...?what should we feel...worldly paramours/cohorts etcleave it with jehovahadvertise, advertise, advertise (puke!)..
and my personal favourite:"victorious overcomers" .
"Hence..."
hence this hence that. blah blah blah..
staind - outside, the original version, i am currently stuck in a hotel room in northern paris
Elf Power - The winter is coming
"drop to your knees mortals and see the power of the elephant 6 collective"
The Lorax
Huxley
allright everyone, do you remember some of the yearbook experiences, or yearbook worthy ones about how a bible study was started?
then you get jws trying to copy the examples, such as pretending to read an awake magazine on a bus, hoping someone will ask, "what are you reading that's so interesting?
" or leaving tracts in chain link fences, hoping someone will pull it out and look at it.. give some of the lame experiences you've heard, you've experienced, or make one up.
Forgot to add that that was from the "Huxley's Best" 2004 Yearbook of wiseass witness kidz...
Huxley
allright everyone, do you remember some of the yearbook experiences, or yearbook worthy ones about how a bible study was started?
then you get jws trying to copy the examples, such as pretending to read an awake magazine on a bus, hoping someone will ask, "what are you reading that's so interesting?
" or leaving tracts in chain link fences, hoping someone will pull it out and look at it.. give some of the lame experiences you've heard, you've experienced, or make one up.
"One of our dear young brothers was horsing around in his elementary school classroom, when he saw the opportunity for a fine witness.
It seems that all the kids were throwing pencils at each other as well as spit wads, and small pieces of fruit.
This youngster decided to make some paper airplanes out of tracts he always carried with his school books. He threw a few of them at his fellow students, but upon seeing his teacher enter the room, he offered up a quick prayer to Jehovah.
This teacher had persecuted this young brother by encouraging him to color pumpkins, and make turkeys from construction paper for Thanksgiving. But our young brother kept his integrity, and never compromised his faith.
He prayed that his paper airplane tract would fly like a smooth stone from David's sling and strike this "Goliath" with the good news.
Unfortunately the sharp ended paper airplane tract lodged itself in the teacher's eye.
Rather than view this as a set back, this fine youth was able to visit the teacher in the hospital and share the Kingdom hope of perfect vision that he looked forward to in the new order. The teacher had a hearing ear, became an elder, and citing old testament biblical law, stoned the young brother to death.
The love of Gonzo, fowl.
(I listened to that muppet movie soundtrack again today!)
Huxley
hello friends!.
well, i never thought i'd see the day when i was prepared to talk about my 20 plus years in "the truth" (rolls eyes upward in despair)!
in view of what i have to show from it, i cannot help thinking that i wasted the best years of my life!
Welcome!
Huxley
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here is how it works -- i will start -- i am going to give a line from a film -- the person who replies has to guess the film and then they have to give a new line from any film they choose - and the next person has to guess that film and then they post a line i will start.
"son your ego is writing checks your body can't cash"
Forgot to guess on yours Ohio..."Bridget Jones Diary"?
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here is how it works -- i will start -- i am going to give a line from a film -- the person who replies has to guess the film and then they have to give a new line from any film they choose - and the next person has to guess that film and then they post a line i will start.
"son your ego is writing checks your body can't cash"
"Watch out for snakes!"
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