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  NEW BIBLE

  by The Searcher in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the following is part of an email from a retired district overseer in the states.

  (source private).

  "the new bible will be released at the agm and i understand only two versions will be printed from now on.

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  Django_Unchained

  i liken it to increasing the voltage on the cattle prod. keep the farm animals moving
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  NEW BIBLE

  by The Searcher in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the following is part of an email from a retired district overseer in the states.

  (source private).

  "the new bible will be released at the agm and i understand only two versions will be printed from now on.

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  Django_Unchained

  One evening David got up from his bed and was chilling out on the roof of his palace, balla status. From the roof he peeped some chick taking a bath. She was a PYT fo' sho, 3 and David sent one of his boys to find out about her and get her digits no what I'm sayin'? The man said, “She is Bathsheba, the daughter of Eliam and the wife of Uriah the Hittite, so bro..she got a man.” 4 At which point David was like, "What her man got to do with me?" Then David sent homies to pick her up and bring her to the VIP(enis). She came, they chilled, he hit it from the back. (But of course, dude didn't know she was visited by aunt flo.) Then she had to bounce cuz dude wasn't tryna have her stay at the crib, no no the girl has got to go. 5 The woman got pregnant and texted David, saying, “You's the baby daddy. I'm taking you to Maury.”

  2 sam 11:2-5
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  NEW BIBLE

  by The Searcher in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the following is part of an email from a retired district overseer in the states.

  (source private).

  "the new bible will be released at the agm and i understand only two versions will be printed from now on.

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  Django_Unchained

  i bet they had tons of fun rewriting the sexual references...

  But Onan knew that the kid would not be his. So whenever he screwed his brother's wife he would pull out...

  gen 38:9
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  Design or Non-Design, finally we know, Darwin's Doubt

  by QC in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if you want to read the definitive explanation on fossils and how life arrived its covered in darwins doubt, by s.c. meyer.

  this is a game changer.

  the bomb!.

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  Django_Unchained

  wow...

  so somehow the plants were created on the third day before the day night cycle on the fourth day? that's according to you:

  1) Phrase "evening and morning" in Genesis 1:5 refers to light (photons) separating out of the cosmic plasma "Dark Ages" cannot refer to normal solar days because visible sun and moon, day or night clocks, don't' become visible in the sky until the fourth day. Gen 1:14-15

  obviously that can't possibly work.

  the genesis account doesn't simply mention a day/night cycle but says that he MADE the 'great lights to govern the day and night' in the fourth day. the day after the third day in which the seed bearing plants were created...

  that whole fourth day is just convoluted. god makes the sun and the moon and the stars in the fourth day and just throws them up in the sky. whole lot wrong with that.

  verse 15:

  and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so.

  earth was created/conceived before the 'lights'

  on a sidenote, the mental gymnastics with the whole "day" reference meaning x,y, and z reminds me very much of the whole "generations" thing meaning from 1914 to god knows when
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  i regret not getting disfellowshipped/da'd

  by Django_Unchained in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'd particularly like to stick it to the woman who gave birth to me by sending a da letter to her congregation, though admittedly i wasn't part of hers when i stopped going.. say i were to send the letter to her cult hall, would the letter be read during the announcement?

  how does that work?.

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  Django_Unchained

  i am thankful i left in the age of the internet. as bad as i had it, for sure it would have been a thousand times worse
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  The Bible and it's promise of Heaven and various other things

  by confusedandalone in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  now in no way am i trying to discredit anyones beliefs or make fun, but once you get to heaven what is the plan once you get there.. of course, we always overlay extremely physical things upon the experience of heaven... milk and honey... ruiling over the earth etc... truthful the whole idea sounds so boring / mundane /monotonous.

  spending all of eternity serving god by carry messages here and there?.

  watching humans... i guess spending time with family that are also there and reminiscing.

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  Django_Unchained

  jam, in heaven the toilets never clog and each one you try has never been sat upon.

  i'd also like to point out that there are also urinals in heaven, therefore all us piss drunk fellas no longer have to worry about aiming...
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  My Jimi Hendrix experience

  by confusedandalone in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  as a 13 year old a friend of mine had a jimi hendrix record and told me if we play it backwards that they said words.

  he bought the record from a shop not far from where we lived and we were the only family that still had a record player.

  so we played the record and i spun it backwards andnothing happened.

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  Django_Unchained

  your title is misleading.

  i thought you were about to relate an experience dropping acid
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  i regret not getting disfellowshipped/da'd

  by Django_Unchained in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'd particularly like to stick it to the woman who gave birth to me by sending a da letter to her congregation, though admittedly i wasn't part of hers when i stopped going.. say i were to send the letter to her cult hall, would the letter be read during the announcement?

  how does that work?.

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  Django_Unchained

  perhaps. i honestly can't imagine that though.

  i can't understand, if EVERYONE around you, your parents, sister, friends, etc are telling you the jws are a cult...wouldn't you do more research about them before jumping head first in it? wouldn't any reasonable person do a little digging before dragging their kid into it?

  hopefully research includes more than asking said members of a cult if they really are a cult...but unfortunately i know that's not the case sometimes.

  "i asked them about 1975 and they said it was no big deal..."

  really???
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  i regret not getting disfellowshipped/da'd

  by Django_Unchained in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'd particularly like to stick it to the woman who gave birth to me by sending a da letter to her congregation, though admittedly i wasn't part of hers when i stopped going.. say i were to send the letter to her cult hall, would the letter be read during the announcement?

  how does that work?.

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  Django_Unchained

  i'll never feel sorry for her.

  as for simply moving on...that might work for some, i don't think it works for all, at least not me. for sure not today. i wouldn't begrudge someone else for taking that approach, but given my circumstances and how things have played out between the two of us, i'm very much feeling eye for an eye-ish.

  it most certainly won't be my number one goal, but as i start moving in the direction i want to go, if i have an opportunity, i'll seize it.

  say for instance, i end up having a kid or two (heaven forbid lol). as her ONLY child and her ONLY avenue for grandkids, i'd for sure not let her have any relationship with whatever child i may or may not have and i'd get an extra two cents in by telling her i couldn't trust my child with a member of a cult.

  i'm certainly not going to go out of my way to seek revenge. just not worth it for me.
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  i regret not getting disfellowshipped/da'd

  by Django_Unchained in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'd particularly like to stick it to the woman who gave birth to me by sending a da letter to her congregation, though admittedly i wasn't part of hers when i stopped going.. say i were to send the letter to her cult hall, would the letter be read during the announcement?

  how does that work?.

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  Django_Unchained

  The best way to stick it to any JW is go on and live a happy life without them. Happiness comes from living your own life.

  true, and i'm working on that.

  however, she's a nasty woman, and we have some nasty business. she's hurt me in ways that i can't even put into words.

  there was a thread not long ago, something like, 'was being a jw really that bad?' and the op argued that it wasn't and that many of the stories were exaggerated. frankly, i was floored. then i got to thinking, for sure, some people don't have it that bad and can leave peacefully. others have a much harder time getting out. i've come to the conclusion that it's different strokes. how deep was your family in? how deep were you in? what all did you give up? how much have you sacraficed and lost? there's so many variables that come into play with that question.

  i didn't just lose jw family, that woman is the only jw 'family' i have. i lost all of my non-jw family as well.

  i made a lot of bad decisions trying to be a good du(m)b, many of which i'm just now overcoming.

  it's tough reconciling the fact that i could have bypassed all of this ugliness by being a "bad son" and ignoring the cult nonsense. it's very tough looking at how things were before she got sucked into the cult and how drastically things changed afterwards, but to be blamed for everything bad that's happened. one particular even that still bothers me is me asking a court judge to stay with my father when he and that woman fought for custody and being sent to stay with her.

  i was a square peg hammered into a round hole and eventually things broke. the road to repairing myself has been ugly and painful. sometimes disastrous.

  so i have every intention of living well. i now have the means to accomplish some long standing goals and to live the life i want. i can't get my childhood back, i can't change some of the past decisions, but i can make things better from here on.

  that said, i'm not above sticking it to her whenever i can. there's a lot of pain that she put me through and i'd like to return the favor whenever i get those chances.