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  What's wrong with my cat?

  by bboyneko 2 in

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  he sleeps funny sometimes.

  i think he might be demon possesed or something.

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  Oh wow! What a feast you have laid out for your orange pal.
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  What should be on a JW.com T-Shirt?

  by TR in

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  here's some ideas:.

  i lost my religion at jw.com!.

  jw.com- cult busters!.

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  I think you should put a picture of me on them. An ALFPOSTATE t-shirt. Would make you millions with my mug on it.
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  Share your best JW jokes

  by rcranor in

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  i just made these up.

  they probably suck, but who cares, it's a start.

  let's see how creative we can get..... how do you get a sister to put out on the first date?.

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  I know one...

  The Watchtower!

  Good joke! I amaze myself sometimes with my wit and intelligence.
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  New Furuli-book cancelled?

  by cecil in

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  * http://www.elihubooks.com.

  a furuli-book /-booklet in defense of the wts 607-chronology seems to have been canceled.

  for months the webiste has been announcing it as a forthcoming title from elihu books.

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  _alf_

  I ate it.

  Well, I was hungry and that stupid man refused to buy me a nice tabby for breakfast.
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  FREE FLYER TO DOWNLOAD AND DISTRIBUTE!

  by nicolaou in

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  the volunteer section at the dnc site is coming along now.. in addition to the affiliate scheme there are now labels and an eyecatching a5 flyer to print off and distribute.. .

  it's simple - no fancy graphics - and can be printed 'black on white' very cheaply.. a 1000 flyers can be produced for very few 's or $'s.. how about spending a bit extra for two-color printing, the bright red warning!

  is really worth it.. don't say there's nothing you can do because now there is!.

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  Hey! Why is my face not on the flyer?

  Just because I am orange, everyone discriminates against me and refuses to put me on all their stuff. The CHEEK of it.
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  Why do some believe in alien conspiracies?

  by Seeker in

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  i've been thinking why a few here buy into things such as the illuminati conspiracies, or secret alien takeovers of our society, the masons taking over the world, and other far-fetched ideas.

  i'm sure there are an abundant number of reasons for this, some of which apply to people in general.

  but i think there are factors that are unique to those who have left high-control groups such as the wts.

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  I absolutely resent being rejected as proof as an intelligent life form from outer space.

  You will be sorry.
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  Sydney BBQ - Some Genuine Pics

  by Stephanus in

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  don't panic guys, these aren't real pics of the people, just the venue!

  pics below:.

  this is a view of mt keira.

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  _alf_

  Those UFO's are United States test flights. And dont you go pointing that gun at me. I am a general you know.

  Just because I am orange.

  Oh no. I just let the cat out of the bag. Haaa I just kill me! Here kitty kitty...
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  Sydney BBQ - Some Genuine Pics

  by Stephanus in

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  don't panic guys, these aren't real pics of the people, just the venue!

  pics below:.

  this is a view of mt keira.

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  If you felt a few spots of rain, dont worry, I was urinating from the top of that mountain.
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  Why do some believe in alien conspiracies?

  by Seeker in

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  i've been thinking why a few here buy into things such as the illuminati conspiracies, or secret alien takeovers of our society, the masons taking over the world, and other far-fetched ideas.

  i'm sure there are an abundant number of reasons for this, some of which apply to people in general.

  but i think there are factors that are unique to those who have left high-control groups such as the wts.

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  Did you not watch my autobiography, "Project: ALF"?
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  Why do some believe in alien conspiracies?

  by Seeker in

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  i've been thinking why a few here buy into things such as the illuminati conspiracies, or secret alien takeovers of our society, the masons taking over the world, and other far-fetched ideas.

  i'm sure there are an abundant number of reasons for this, some of which apply to people in general.

  but i think there are factors that are unique to those who have left high-control groups such as the wts.

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  _alf_

  Well DUH! Im small and I'm orange and hairy and mighty intelligent. And I sure dont come from this crazy planet. What other proof do you need?

  L.A.'s a lonely town - when your the only orange boy around.