Warning! 2014 — Armageddon is right around the corner~!!!
Drop out of school! Shun the critical thinkers! Preach 18 hours a day! Bookmark our site and do not read the others!
Don't masturbate! Weed is the devil! Science is evil! Obey! Obey! Obey! Obey! Obey! Obey!
Hilarious, Braincleaned.
I intend to plagiarise this for an email conversation I'm having with a friend.