Posts by Zoos

  • Watchtower-Free
    3

    Beware of Demon influence on the internet

    by Watchtower-Free in
    1. social
    2. humour

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    1. Zoos
    2. Vidiot
    3. Marvin Shilmer
  • Zoos
    Zoos

    Beel-Zebub is in the mouse.

    HE'S IN THE MOUSE!!!

  • nicolaou
    58

    If the Watchtower truly collapsed, how would you deal with your JW relatives?

    by nicolaou in
    1. jw
    2. friends

    imagine the best case scenario.

    the watchtower society implodes from within even making final printed admissions that it is voluntarily dismantling it's mission and legally dissolving the corporations.

    oh happy day!

    1. nicolaou
    2. 4thgen
    3. OUTLAW
  • Zoos
    Zoos
    I don't have any JW relatives. They made that pretty clear.
  • iwasblind
    71

    A big hello and thank you

    by iwasblind in
    1. jw
    2. experiences

    i just wanted to introduce myself and say a big hello to all of my mentally diseased friends.. i say friends because i have been lurking for some time so it feels like home (us lurkers are a bit scared and cautious so it takes a while).

    i won't bore you with too many details, but i am a born in, currently serving as the cobe of a congregation.

    my wife and i have pioneered for the last 10 years and were shaken awake by that ridiculous 15th july 2013 wt about the generation and 1914.. my wife who is much smarter than me has questioned for years.

    1. Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    2. smiddy
    3. iwasblind
  • Zoos
    Zoos

    Okay, we're going to have to set up a field office to process all these new escapees.

    Or are WE that field office?

    Welcome out, bro!

  • John Aquila
    18

    I had sex with my wife but now he’s my brother.

    by John Aquila in
    1. watchtower
    2. beliefs

    golden age 1930 apr 2 p.446.

    question: will husband and wife live together after the resurrection is completed, if both are in harmony with god?.

    the most that we know is that here will be no children born during the last 100 years of the millinnium (isa.

    1. JWdaughter
    2. flipper
    3. problemaddict 2
  • Zoos
    Zoos

    Or... You might become her sister.

    What's good for the goose...

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    Just because we all become brothers doesn't mean we can't still enjoy sex. Millions of homos can't be wrong.

  • ozbrad
    79

    My Memes

    by ozbrad in
    1. jw
    2. friends

    i've been using my photoshop skills for good rather than evil.. and it also helps relieve the shunning frustration.. .

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    1. ozbrad
    2. Vanderhoven7
    3. stuckinarut2
  • Zoos
    Zoos

    Perfect JW wife:


  • OneFingerSalute
    40

    Comments at the WT this morning

    by OneFingerSalute in
    1. watchtower
    2. bible

    so as i am "listening" to the wt study going on this question was asked.

    "how do you feel about refined understanding?".

    some of the comments were:.

    1. Designer Stubble
    2. FayeDunaway
    3. blondie
  • Zoos
    Zoos
    Yep, a long time servant of Jah admitted it was BS right in the middle of the meeting.

    But fear of apostasy and losing everything prevented her from admitting it before her human masters said it first. Don't tell me these people don't serve men.

  • Magnum
    35

    behind the curtain: literature offer for the month

    by Magnum in
    1. watchtower
    2. beliefs

    i was an extremely sincere, zealous pioneer.

    i really cared about the people in the field.

    i thought their lives were in danger.

    1. John Aquila
    2. CloseTheDoor
    3. Introvert 2
  • Zoos
    Zoos
    The Insight volumes, published in '88, say that the Sodomites will be resurrected, which is not in line with current wishy-washy Org. teaching.

    So... they used to believe that arrogant, overfed and unconcerned people who didn't help the poor and needy could be resurrected but now they think not?


    That's weird.


    Ezekiel 16:49, NIV - "Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy."

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    I always thought they shifted the monthly literature offer around to keep us polished on the material and presentation techniques so we didn't get stuck in a rut.