Posts by Zoos

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JW Mother Dying.... Not a Big Deal.... But it Should Be

by Zoos in

jw
friends

i’ve been shunned for many years so her passing doesn’t really constitute a loss for me.

her and her husband made it clear many years ago they didn’t want a homo in their family.

request granted.

Zoos

I’ve been shunned for many years so her passing doesn’t really constitute a loss for me. Her and her husband made it clear many years ago they didn’t want a homo in their family. Request granted. The only thing that pains me is the assumption that this is supposed to pain me... but it doesn’t. That religion destroyed everything.

I’m not devoid of feelings. This affects me. I’ve flirted with tears today. But I refuse to give way to emotions that have no business existing given the history.

I’m confused.

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Jehovah's Witnesses Getting Roasted In Comedy Shows

by pale.emperor in

a selection of my favorite scenes from comedy shows/movies where they poke fun at jehovah's witnesses.

in the old days whenever they'd mention jws my mum would change channel in outrage.. this one's my favorite!

skip to 1:19 - .

Zoos

LOL LOL LOL LOL

OMG... and other stuff. ;)

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Baby it’s cold outside...Is That Song Offensive To Ypu?

by minimus in

jw
friends

to think that this classic song is “offensive “.... is absolutely ridiculous!.

Zoos

As a meth addict, I am offended by the song, "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth".

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JW elders stumped by Watchtower Publications

by Roger Kirkpatrick in

i was approached by two jehovah’s witness elders who handed me a pamphlet advertising the jw .org website.

each man carried a bible and an apple ipad.

they told me that they enjoyed visiting with people about the bible, and asked if i was a bible reader.

Zoos

I asked, “In view of that statement, why do Jehovah’s Witnesses actively shun exemplary Christians, including family members, who voluntarily leave the religion for conscientious reasons, such as Watchtower teachings which contradict the Bible?”

The answer is, of course....... "Well, cuz."

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Watchtower Now Considers Elders to Be Clergy Class

by Roger Kirkpatrick in

my father's uncle and spiritual mentor, benjamin ray kent, had been a deacon (ministerial servant) in watchtower founder c. t. russell's home ecclesia (congregation) in brooklyn, and also served as russell's personal secretary at brooklyn bethel.

after attending university my father served a 5-year prison term during world war ii, supposedly for his loyalty to god.

while his mother's proud and patriotic family disowned my father for his decision, it was his uncle ray who regularly visited him in prison.. that is the culture in which i was raised, and for much of my life, i took great pride in the belief that my father was a man of integrity to god.

Zoos

And your father's response was.....? Or did it fly right over his indoctrinated mind?

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Do you remember when you realised it was all bulls£&t

by moley in

i remember when my faith left me.

i used to enjoy meetings and used to participate but then all of a sudden i was finding myself bored shitless at meetings.

i was taken off the theocratic ministry school for not attending when i was due to give a talk and not long after did something naughty and got disfellowshiped.

Zoos

After a 20-year absence because of disfellowshipment, it took me five years of sitting in the back row to be forgiven by men. That process of reinstatement was very enlightening. Two years later I DAed and never looked back.

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How Did The Elders Treat You?

by minimus in

jw
friends

did you get along with them?

did you ever incur their wrath?

most jws want to be “friends “ with the elders, kind of like having a policeman that you know who might help you out if you are in need..

Zoos

There was one elder who exemplified everything an elder ought to be. Brother Kallquist,... RIP. He even told me after my reinstatement how unethical he thought the disfellowshipment/reinstatement process was. He was SO kind. SO loving. There were other brothers too, (not elders) who really were the definition of "christian servants".

But the other 5 were most assuredly "company men". One of them was a regionally acknowledged asshole. He got up in my face a couple of times because he knew I was trying to get reinstated and knew I wouldn't fight back. Since I disassociated myself, I went up to him at the local grocer and greeted him enthusiastically.

"HI BROTHER G****n! How you been?"

He was horrified and walked away. I told observers he had no choice but to ignore me because his Watchtower cult demands he shun people who leave. He kept walking.

That was a very nice day for me. (I also found out that his 2 teen/early 20's daughters left the cult shortly after I did.)

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Wacky Baccy Eh! Cannabis Now Legal in Canada

by Simon in

so canada has legalized pot / marijuana / cannabis and you can go to stores today and buy some.

the local news is covering it here in calgary with crowds of thousands expected at one of only 2 stores licensed in the city but last i saw, there were only 7 people in the line so who knows how popular it will be.

i imagine all the people who really wanted to get it could already get it easily so this is more about expanding the market to new users who will be less inclined to queue for hours on day 1.. apparently you'll also be able to purchase online with discreet delivery by canada post.

Zoos

Current satellite image of Canada.

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WT Lap Dance Anyone?

by Solzhenitsyn in

from the 11/2018 wt study edition:.

lap dancing is a form of lewd conduct that is becoming more common in the world”.

perhaps this observation goes hand in hand with the previous article pp.17 that “….

Zoos

HAOMB HA HA HA,,,,

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WT Lap Dance Anyone?

by Solzhenitsyn in

from the 11/2018 wt study edition:.

lap dancing is a form of lewd conduct that is becoming more common in the world”.

perhaps this observation goes hand in hand with the previous article pp.17 that “….

Zoos

HA!