Posts by Zoos

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Beware of Demon influence on the internet

by Watchtower-Free in

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Zoos

Beel-Zebub is in the mouse.

HE'S IN THE MOUSE!!!

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If the Watchtower truly collapsed, how would you deal with your JW relatives?

by nicolaou in

jw
friends

imagine the best case scenario.

the watchtower society implodes from within even making final printed admissions that it is voluntarily dismantling it's mission and legally dissolving the corporations.

oh happy day!

Zoos

I don't have any JW relatives. They made that pretty clear.

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i just wanted to introduce myself and say a big hello to all of my mentally diseased friends.. i say friends because i have been lurking for some time so it feels like home (us lurkers are a bit scared and cautious so it takes a while).

i won't bore you with too many details, but i am a born in, currently serving as the cobe of a congregation.

my wife and i have pioneered for the last 10 years and were shaken awake by that ridiculous 15th july 2013 wt about the generation and 1914.. my wife who is much smarter than me has questioned for years.

Zoos

Okay, we're going to have to set up a field office to process all these new escapees.

Or are WE that field office?

Welcome out, bro!

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I had sex with my wife but now he’s my brother.

by John Aquila in

golden age 1930 apr 2 p.446.

question: will husband and wife live together after the resurrection is completed, if both are in harmony with god?.

the most that we know is that here will be no children born during the last 100 years of the millinnium (isa.

Zoos

Or... You might become her sister.

What's good for the goose...

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Just because we all become brothers doesn't mean we can't still enjoy sex. Millions of homos can't be wrong.

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My Memes

by ozbrad in

jw
friends

i've been using my photoshop skills for good rather than evil.. and it also helps relieve the shunning frustration.. .

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Zoos

Perfect JW wife:

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Comments at the WT this morning

by OneFingerSalute in

so as i am "listening" to the wt study going on this question was asked.

"how do you feel about refined understanding?".

some of the comments were:.

Zoos

Yep, a long time servant of Jah admitted it was BS right in the middle of the meeting.

But fear of apostasy and losing everything prevented her from admitting it before her human masters said it first. Don't tell me these people don't serve men.

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behind the curtain: literature offer for the month

by Magnum in

i was an extremely sincere, zealous pioneer.

i really cared about the people in the field.

i thought their lives were in danger.

Zoos

The Insight volumes, published in '88, say that the Sodomites will be resurrected, which is not in line with current wishy-washy Org. teaching.

So... they used to believe that arrogant, overfed and unconcerned people who didn't help the poor and needy could be resurrected but now they think not?

That's weird.

Ezekiel 16:49, NIV - "Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy."

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I always thought they shifted the monthly literature offer around to keep us polished on the material and presentation techniques so we didn't get stuck in a rut.

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JWs are being told Watchtower is financially strapped because they forgave Kingdom Hall mortgages!

by PokerPlayerPhil in

here's why the governing body did that little line on jw broadcasting, i have a source still inside new york and being as sneaky as ever, the watchtower is claiming they need the cash because they forgave the kingdom hall mortgages!

not all the kingdom halls are hitting the targeted monthly donation-revenue range, they are still asking other kingdom halls to pony up cash for kingdom halls that can't afford the "recommended donation rate".

pure evil, that's the jehovah"s witness watchtower theocratic war in action!

Zoos

They unintentionally gave the impression that they were ok for cash that's why they lovingly forgave the loan. Little did the R&F know that the exact opposite had happened, and now Wt is thinking "oh shit"

Watchtower should be used to thinking, "Oh Shit!", with all the prediction failures and all.

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The present Governing Body will rule the U.S.A.

by John Aquila in

i havent gone to meetings in about 1 year and a half.

one of my neighbors who is a jw-lady told me that the co on the last visit said that its very likely that right after armageddon (which is just around the corner) the present governing body members will be in charge of the united states since they are familiar with the culture.

and that the apostles and early christians will be in charge of areas like china.

Zoos

JESUS: Anthony, I want you to oversee Canada an Alaska. Rutherford, I want you to head on over to the... Rutherford? Rutherford??? Has anyone seen Joe?

RUSSELL: That book thief is over by the punch bowl.

JESUS: Dad dammit, that's not punch. Okay, Franz, I want you in Mexico again. You did a great job down there a few years ago.

FRANZ: But I wanted one of the islaaaaandzzz!

JESUS: Good Me, this is harder than I thought.

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Anyone else have JW Business Cards?

by Lemonp in

my cong has these business cards on the lit desk for maybe 2 months now, is this just something that they have done locally or is this a org wide thing?

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there are two different types we have, this is the front and back of one of them..

Zoos

Printed in Japan

Probably not a local thing.

Unless, of course... you're in Japan.

In which case... well, you know.