Satan gets bad press.
It was God that created us; it was God that left us all to die and kill and suffer like this ; not Satan. If God is all knowing, why didn't he stop Satan from rebelling ? It is either because a) he knew, but wanted to have a laugh at our expense b) God has lied to us and it is Satan who is right c) Its all a load of chicken shit religious nonsense.
All this shit about God being here for you, its all bollocks. I chose option c.